Fuck Verizon for not updating my shit to 4.0.4. I'm rooting this bitch and doing it manually. It's been too long
Eye;s all messed up. fml
That was excellent. Haven't seen that since legit 5th grade
Whose got a scar? The monkey's his uncle?
Not that there's anything wrong with that
So what's Timone and Pumba's deal? Are they gays? They need some slut warthogs.
I tell ya Pumba! This stinks!
They're fireflies that got stuck on that big bluish black thing.
Not that I'm a pussy or some shit, but this is like prime schnuggling material.
Oh no! Not the birdie boiler!
Zazu.. the ultimate cockblock.
I'm pretty sure the Lion King on Blu Ray is the most amazing thing I've seen since I was a child.
I mean.. I know I love Aladdin and shit and Jasmine is hot... but Lion King is my all time childhood movie.
Simmons. If you don't put on Lion King I swear to God.
James Simon: I'll restore your website to its former, award-winning glory for 15 bucks.