Fuck Verizon for not updating my shit to 4.0.4. I'm rooting this bitch and doing it manually. It's been too long

Tuesday, May 29, 2012 01:17:33 AM from Twitter Web Client

Eye;s all messed up. fml

Tuesday, May 29, 2012 12:38:07 AM from Twitter Web Client

That was excellent. Haven't seen that since legit 5th grade

Monday, May 28, 2012 03:10:09 AM from Twitter for Android

Whose got a scar? The monkey's his uncle?

Monday, May 28, 2012 02:54:59 AM from Twitter for Android

Not that there's anything wrong with that

Monday, May 28, 2012 02:47:05 AM from Twitter for Android

So what's Timone and Pumba's deal? Are they gays? They need some slut warthogs.

Monday, May 28, 2012 02:46:39 AM from Twitter for Android

I tell ya Pumba! This stinks!

Monday, May 28, 2012 02:43:48 AM from Twitter for Android

They're fireflies that got stuck on that big bluish black thing.

Monday, May 28, 2012 02:36:30 AM from Twitter for Android

Not that I'm a pussy or some shit, but this is like prime schnuggling material.

Monday, May 28, 2012 02:22:21 AM from Twitter for Android

Oh no! Not the birdie boiler!

Monday, May 28, 2012 02:06:07 AM from Twitter for Android

Zazu.. the ultimate cockblock.

Monday, May 28, 2012 01:59:33 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm pretty sure the Lion King on Blu Ray is the most amazing thing I've seen since I was a child.

Monday, May 28, 2012 01:49:24 AM from Twitter for Android

I mean.. I know I love Aladdin and shit and Jasmine is hot... but Lion King is my all time childhood movie.

Monday, May 28, 2012 01:44:48 AM from Twitter for Android

Simmons. If you don't put on Lion King I swear to God.

Monday, May 28, 2012 01:41:43 AM from Twitter for Android

James Simon: I'll restore your website to its former, award-winning glory for 15 bucks.

Monday, May 28, 2012 12:21:04 AM from Twitter for Android