So superficial, these fuckin people
@Novellabella calling people pizza face? So rude! Be nice. Maybe he's nice.
Lol Mets suck
Jesus Fucking Christ! Wagner's ping pong outfit. Might have to leave. Guaranteed to get fired.
If this mother fucking cuntface VP of CE doesn't drop this non-issue and leave me alone about it, I might actually murder her.
18.76% of my tweets contain the word fuck in them.
Love doing SQL queries against my tweets. Out of 5733 I have archived, I said fuck 1243 times in 1076 tweets (including this one)
@kerbear88 Wait... you disagree with most of my tweets? Haaaaa
Trains running like ass this morning. Too crowded. Too many people. I suggest genocide... Of people who walk too slowly.
Fuck this hipster with hipster glasses and his entourage of hot girls
Ain't nothing wrong with a little sass for the COO. Especially when you've got em by the balls. Although I do want his swagger. So hot.
The COO just sent me a task to complete. I finished it last January. Sent it back w/ comment: "Come on, man. I did this like,,, last winter"
Figured out the secret to tricking people out of thinking you're drunk. Onions. They mask alcohol like a motherfucker. But you smell anyway
@Novellabella will do
Thursday, June 07, 2012 11:39:20 PM from Twitter for Android
@Novellabella worse than fat: bad grammar. "Is going went" nice.
Thursday, June 07, 2012 11:28:12 PM from Twitter for Android