My boss is the best human ever. When I'm a manager, I wish I was as cool as him. He's the definition of what to do right in business school.
My coworker wore this to work. What a baller. http://t.co/L4DET7r mad fuckin swag. Stud central station.
@dannyrob88 yes iron horse
Useless motherfuckers
I may or may not have to swing on the bar with Elise. Again.
Natalia: "you don't make Russian girls do something. They make you do something"
I'm at Iron Horse Tavern (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/KZQm93
Would you like a beer with that foam? http://t.co/2VGfdzF
So Accounts Payable is a person now? http://t.co/Xh2094b
ok who's doin lines of coke off the new countertop? TK was the last one in the kitchen
Just wanted to point out that the chick in the FB timeline photon in Joe's Deluxe Spa is bangin: https://t.co/LxPWkpL
"you know what joe.. i just remembed last night this girl asked you to kiss her on the lips and you was like No" HA
Coffee bag exploded all over me. Obviously, when people were looking. WOOF
I'd like to know how it is that some people have so much of their shit together and some people are fucking disasters. What differentiates?
New blog post: More Flawless Logic (Verified by D-Porpz) http://bit.ly/JnZ1y2