I'm at 42 The Restaurant (White Plains, NY) http://4sq.com/Jsf7wl
RT @maljnew Feel like I could throw up a thousand beers you guys.
Counting how many fuckable girls there are on this train. Probs a million, you guys.
Actually. Fuck these guys sayin I'm soft. I'll beat the fuck outta them
Gotta drop 20 bc I'm a fat fuck. Or stay the same and keep muscle. Fuck off.
Welp.. thought I had some guns but these motherfuckers said I'm soft. Gotta work out I guess. This is bullshit
Fuck yaself. So special.
Nips are so sore, motherfuckers
Elise...fucking ow.. http://instagr.am/p/Ky0XjppBeP/
I know gio's got that ass instead of me. The fact i can make a motherfuker jealous means im better.
Fuckin a Elise. If you're gonna bang gio, you're not allowed to bite my nipple
Nah. Ya don't.
Yes bartender. You get it. If you put ice down my hairy assed Italian chest every woman wants, you get a better tip
RT @DadBoner: Feel like I could drink a thousand beers right now, you guys.
@Novellabella obviously because I'm not there . Duh