jay shut the fuck up, I have code to roll. Stop chit chattin

Thursday, May 24, 2012 05:42:05 PM from Twitter Web Client

This: http://t.co/QzTXRl7

Thursday, May 24, 2012 04:29:31 PM from Twitter Web Client

Loco D'reets (@ Taco Bell) http://4sq.com/KuhXPK

Thursday, May 24, 2012 02:59:15 PM from foursquare

Whoa. The ass on this one.

Thursday, May 24, 2012 02:57:58 PM from Twitter for Android

Pretty sure I'd do very questionable things in exchange for getting rid of this eye twitch.

Thursday, May 24, 2012 09:29:23 AM from Twitter Web Client

PS, Winnie the Pooh is a mo'fuggin boss: http://t.co/FnwRSoA

Wednesday, May 23, 2012 11:13:31 PM from Twitter Web Client

Shameless plug: http://t.co/jFkMFU2. No tax when shipped to NY and usually free shipping. And I get my shit in like a day.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012 11:08:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

This is bullshit. I placed my order like three days ago and it didn't ship yet. Probably b/c it would get here too quickly if they sent it.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012 11:07:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

Amazon sucks. Unless you have prime or pay for real shipping, I'm convinced they delay your order on purpose if you select free shipping.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012 11:06:41 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm at The Watering Hole w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/JE2WHl

Wednesday, May 23, 2012 06:29:44 PM from foursquare

So like... Whats the equivalent to brunch for lunch/dinner.... Linner? Dunch?

Wednesday, May 23, 2012 04:50:54 PM from Twitter Web Client

@MalJNew Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh Vinny get it. You all live close, don't you... How convenient. hhhhhhhhhhh

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Wednesday, May 23, 2012 04:14:36 PM from Twitter Web Client

I swear to God, Alexey, if I get just one more OPSMGR alert that your SQL jobs are failing, I'm gonna lose it.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012 12:25:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

new sales... absolutely dripping sex today

Wednesday, May 23, 2012 11:33:29 AM from Twitter Web Client

Tex looks like a psychopath. http://t.co/xiPu4dJ

Tuesday, May 22, 2012 09:35:07 PM from Twitter for Android