Really the Mets got a no hitter? Fuck the Mets on my bday. They suck

Friday, June 01, 2012 09:50:53 PM from Twitter for Android

I'd bang elsie so hard but shes nast and I respect my dude gio so nah. But she's fun at the bar anyway so its all good

Friday, June 01, 2012 09:50:15 PM from Twitter for Android

@Novellabella well. You like it

In reply to @Novellabella's tweet

Friday, June 01, 2012 09:44:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Wagner liked my instagram pic . We should bang

Friday, June 01, 2012 09:44:05 PM from Twitter for Android

But she apologized to me for being a cuntface

Friday, June 01, 2012 09:06:08 PM from Twitter for Android

Welp. That's the first bitch I pissed off grabbing her ass. This is bullshit. They all should like it

Friday, June 01, 2012 09:05:45 PM from Twitter for Android

Oops

Friday, June 01, 2012 09:01:09 PM from Twitter for Android

Shameer is a boss http://t.co/KlYr6WU

Friday, June 01, 2012 08:28:57 PM from Instagram

It begins. (@ Iron Horse Tavern w/ 4 others) http://4sq.com/JAM199

Friday, June 01, 2012 07:43:55 PM from foursquare

Walkin down the streets of NYC with a beer in a coffee cup bc I can son. Bc its my birffday

Friday, June 01, 2012 07:40:07 PM from Twitter for Android

Shameer sez: JOE THE BRO IN THE KNOW WITH ALL THE HOES HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DUDE!!!!

Friday, June 01, 2012 05:28:19 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm at Red Mango (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/JZ7Kcn

Friday, June 01, 2012 04:16:50 PM from foursquare

ManningCat is pleased http://t.co/1sHABCC

Friday, June 01, 2012 03:21:59 PM from Instagram

RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: 1 million monkey hit random key for 1 million year can able generate Hamlet but not internal Wiki documentation.

Friday, June 01, 2012 01:46:07 PM from Twitter Web Client

Really lookin forward to getting thrown out of the bar tonight, you guys.

Friday, June 01, 2012 01:45:18 PM from Twitter Web Client