This is a certified milf

Saturday, June 16, 2012 11:37:03 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Admirals Quarters Restaurant (Wildwood Crest, New Jersey) http://4sq.com/Kt5zRZ

Saturday, June 16, 2012 11:11:44 AM from foursquare

They've got a Mexican, a Pollack, and a Mexican who thinks he's Italian.

Saturday, June 16, 2012 10:50:47 AM from Twitter for Android

Bill Blum at the helm, sailing the sinking ship

Saturday, June 16, 2012 10:46:43 AM from Twitter for Android

Distilled from ya mom's box

Saturday, June 16, 2012 12:28:07 AM from Twitter for Android

Ah he's tied in? What a pussy.

Friday, June 15, 2012 10:40:44 PM from Twitter for Android

Yo. This guy walking across Niagara Falls is one crazy mother fucker.

Friday, June 15, 2012 10:31:05 PM from Twitter for Android

When the sun goes down, this place is gonna look like an acid trip... -John

Friday, June 15, 2012 06:59:28 PM from Twitter for Android

Just posted a photo http://t.co/ocOeYAS

Friday, June 15, 2012 05:36:24 PM from Instagram

RT @DadBoner: Damn, it feels good to be me.

Friday, June 15, 2012 04:00:27 PM from Twitter for Android

When I go to a water park, I get all the hot lifeguards wet.

Friday, June 15, 2012 02:33:22 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Raging Waters Waterpark (Wildwood, NJ) http://4sq.com/MvDzvH

Friday, June 15, 2012 12:38:41 PM from foursquare

I'm at Admirals Quarters Restaurant (Wildwood Crest, New Jersey) http://4sq.com/LadBhS

Friday, June 15, 2012 11:42:43 AM from foursquare

How you know you're watching the new Scooby Doo and not the original: 1) Velma has huge tits 2) there are black people 3) Fred has cameltoe

Friday, June 15, 2012 11:01:41 AM from Twitter for Android

Genny's art. Maybe its not done. But its sick. http://t.co/hWkMQ6V

Friday, June 15, 2012 01:07:45 AM from Instagram