CC has a blackberry? This is bullshit: https://t.co/xwRppNq

Tuesday, June 05, 2012 11:37:17 AM from Twitter Web Client

ALEXEY!!! "So when are you getting laid, Joe? Is like, your family going to find someone?" BAHAHAHAH. Guy's a riot.

Tuesday, June 05, 2012 01:12:19 AM from Twitter Web Client

Me: "So Alexey, when you say 'mirror server,' what does it actually do?" Alexey: "It just mirrors shit man... It mirrors shit."

Tuesday, June 05, 2012 12:42:21 AM from Twitter Web Client

Stupid autocorrect

Monday, June 04, 2012 07:06:59 PM from Twitter for Android

Ew. She has a blackberry. All the hot ties have iPhones. Duh.

Monday, June 04, 2012 07:04:58 PM from Twitter for Android

Seriously though. Stop biting your lip so much. Must want to bang.

Monday, June 04, 2012 06:59:51 PM from Twitter for Android

Yeah... that wasn't even a question.

Monday, June 04, 2012 06:58:26 PM from Twitter for Android

Can't decide who's hotter on this train... the blonde standing up or the brunette across from me licking her lip. Probs the brunette.

Monday, June 04, 2012 06:57:32 PM from Twitter for Android

I cannot take this seriously. So you mean to tell me that a woman by the name of Christine Cloud works on Rackspace's Cloud Advisory Team?

Monday, June 04, 2012 05:21:31 PM from Twitter Web Client

RT @DadBoner: Dave said I drove to Taco Bell, then got in a fight in the drive-thru 'cause they never heard of Beefer D'reet Burreets. U ...

Monday, June 04, 2012 04:40:15 PM from Twitter for Android

"Windows 98 first edition was a festering sphincter of suck" - Christina

Monday, June 04, 2012 10:43:15 AM from Twitter Web Client

Birds: shut the fuck up

Monday, June 04, 2012 03:06:23 AM from Twitter for Android

RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: In devops are 10% get shit done. Rest are get bullshit done.

Sunday, June 03, 2012 06:58:17 PM from Twitter for Android

This: http://t.co/UuGcMkU

Sunday, June 03, 2012 03:43:13 AM from Twitter Web Client

Really hope I didn't 50 Shades of Gray anyone last night at the bar...

Saturday, June 02, 2012 01:41:21 PM from Twitter for Android