Out at dinner. Look at the view, bitches. http://t.co/v5l9sC2
I'm at Duff's On The Lake (Wildwood Crest, NJ) http://4sq.com/MGgKSF
I'd bang you, not you, definitely not you, maybe you and not you.
Saturday, June 16, 2012 05:02:10 PM from Twitter for Android
I wish I could look how I do now at 40
Saturday, June 16, 2012 04:54:48 PM from Twitter for Android
I just asked a shitfaced 65 yr old how old I look and he said 40. Jesus christ.
Saturday, June 16, 2012 04:54:18 PM from Twitter for Android
A little buzzed at the pool is ideal bastards
Saturday, June 16, 2012 04:51:36 PM from Twitter for Android
Here's why I'm a motherfuckin boss employee. I'm on vacation at the beach & the servers go down. & I notice faster than the fuckers on call
Saturday, June 16, 2012 04:49:10 PM from Twitter for Android
The girls in room 404 are sooo hot. They think they couldnt't be found but I found them #geekinternetjokes #letsbang
Saturday, June 16, 2012 03:46:49 PM from Twitter for Android
Oh shit. They don't follow me on here, do they?
Saturday, June 16, 2012 03:40:37 PM from Twitter for Android
I'd absolutely have a threesome with the two work girls who liked my instagram pic. Aka Wagner and Lennon.
Saturday, June 16, 2012 03:35:40 PM from Twitter for Android
@Novellabella sry I knew that was a dick thing to tweet to you but i was drinking all day so it was fine
Saturday, June 16, 2012 03:32:05 PM from Twitter for Android
@Novellabella welp no shore for you and yes shore for me. #sorryimnotsorry
Saturday, June 16, 2012 03:24:25 PM from Twitter for Android
If our two other friends actually would hang out with us, I wouldn't look like a gay couple with @SonicBlur23 But I have no shame so whatevs
Saturday, June 16, 2012 03:23:39 PM from Twitter for Android
Perfect day. http://t.co/fi6ext0
I'm at Wildwood Crest Beach (Wildwood, NJ) http://4sq.com/L3CM7Q