CC has a blackberry? This is bullshit: https://t.co/xwRppNq
ALEXEY!!! "So when are you getting laid, Joe? Is like, your family going to find someone?" BAHAHAHAH. Guy's a riot.
Me: "So Alexey, when you say 'mirror server,' what does it actually do?" Alexey: "It just mirrors shit man... It mirrors shit."
Stupid autocorrect
Ew. She has a blackberry. All the hot ties have iPhones. Duh.
Seriously though. Stop biting your lip so much. Must want to bang.
Yeah... that wasn't even a question.
Can't decide who's hotter on this train... the blonde standing up or the brunette across from me licking her lip. Probs the brunette.
I cannot take this seriously. So you mean to tell me that a woman by the name of Christine Cloud works on Rackspace's Cloud Advisory Team?
RT @DadBoner: Dave said I drove to Taco Bell, then got in a fight in the drive-thru 'cause they never heard of Beefer D'reet Burreets. U ...
"Windows 98 first edition was a festering sphincter of suck" - Christina
Birds: shut the fuck up
RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: In devops are 10% get shit done. Rest are get bullshit done.
Really hope I didn't 50 Shades of Gray anyone last night at the bar...
Saturday, June 02, 2012 01:41:21 PM from Twitter for Android