@MalJNew @TaraCasanova @kelgoe @LennonImagine This release is a bunch of fuckin bullshit
I am server maintenance. http://t.co/omr25KU
Niraj: "Don't give let him bring a magnifying glass! He should bring a guitar! He'll get laid" NIRAJ! The kid's 6
Alexey: "Joe. Did you ever have show and tell in school? What should my son bring? I don't want him to bring some stupid shit."
This game is a bunch of bullshit. Nap time because I'll be up all night
Chip off the old mover!
Drives me FUCKING crazy when I can hear people's earbuds from far away. Namely, my coworker in the next cube and people on the subway. STFU
New blog post: Fuck Verizon Wireless For Not Updating My Galaxy Nexus http://bit.ly/LsBCCB
@VtotheFlo @KeriAHarrison see.. she actually didn't bring me home. I got thrown out. Her loss.
@Frankalankster Dude, don't date mistakes.... Just kick them out the next morning.
While looking at the 2012 high school yearbook: "wow. I remember when these fuckers were in diapers. Our lives are over."
Crayzeesheep: "Hey Danny, let's go operate heavy machinery right now"
Yeah yeah yeah enough with all that bullshit
View from the Ritz http://t.co/1kY0Y9d