No Alexey, when the app crashes the server every 20 minutes, the solution is NOT to auto reset IIS every 15 mins. Fix the fucking shit code.

Monday, June 18, 2012 12:12:03 PM from Twitter Web Client

Why the fuck do we pay a motherless office manager if we run the fuck out of milk for this dank assed coffee.

Monday, June 18, 2012 10:17:46 AM from Twitter Web Client

Now Jay is starting in with his fucking shit.

Monday, June 18, 2012 09:58:50 AM from Twitter Web Client

Bad mood. For no reason

Monday, June 18, 2012 09:54:16 AM from Twitter Web Client

Whenever I get back from vacation, I'm always in the foulest of moods. Usually because everyone fucked shit up while I was gone. Same bull

Monday, June 18, 2012 09:15:23 AM from Twitter Web Client

@bwilliams: I am going to potato sack your daughter if I ever meet her. http://t.co/xwAbQOO

Monday, June 18, 2012 03:18:00 AM from Twitter Web Client

RT @Colithika: who is dtf?

Monday, June 18, 2012 01:53:41 AM from Twitter for Android

@Colithika hey sexy. Talk dirty to me

In reply to @Colithika's tweet

Monday, June 18, 2012 01:41:59 AM from Twitter for Android

Some random number I don't recognize just texted me happy father's day. Well I certainly hope not!!!

Sunday, June 17, 2012 07:53:49 PM from Twitter for Android

An old abandoned shed http://t.co/7hljr3Y

Sunday, June 17, 2012 06:15:39 PM from Instagram

Grandpa's fly was down. I told him XYZ. He said "that's okay, you have to air it out sometimes"

Sunday, June 17, 2012 05:26:49 PM from Twitter for Android

There is no way in hell that these "CUM 94U" Jersey Plates are random. Some dude 100% requested those.

Sunday, June 17, 2012 12:16:11 PM from Twitter for Android

I just ousted @adrianamorris as the mayor of Admirals Quarters Restaurant on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/cRswFf

Sunday, June 17, 2012 09:57:04 AM from foursquare

This hotel room is an absolute disaster. This will be fun to clean up

Sunday, June 17, 2012 09:08:28 AM from Twitter for Android

It riles them to believe that you perceive the web they weave and keep on thinking free

Sunday, June 17, 2012 01:54:55 AM from Twitter for Android