Country songs mainly involve drinking and trucks"
Come on man... you're retweeting shit while taking a shit?
Bring some fresh cutlets back here...
From the tourney... http://t.co/t9eVrCX
"Joe... What do you like better? A Nigerian or an Ethiopian?"
Not to sound like a woman, but angry orchard cider is actually really good.
@scoopANDslam I heard its fast, solid and has good battery life
Is it fall yet? #toohot
I'm at Brew at the Zoo (Baltimore, MD) w/ 30 others http://4sq.com/K01nZS
The girl in the Avion Tequila commercial can tie me down any day.
I want to follow @lennonimagine on twitter, but if I do, I'll have to stop tweeting about how we should bang and her awesome rack
Pretty sure I'm here just so Simmons can take a piss (@ MaGerks Pub & Grill w/ 7 others) http://4sq.com/LpCUw0
Mad props to the dude with the "Ron Paul and drugs and rock and roll" shirt
I'm at The Stalking Horse Tavern (Baltimore, MD) w/ 8 others http://4sq.com/LyGEaA
There's an Asian at the bar with a slowpoke with a beer shirt. Legit