Fresh crop of new sales girls. nom

Monday, June 11, 2012 02:39:58 PM from Twitter Web Client

"Tell your mom I'm sorry for flashing her my cat" Me: "Nah it's fine. She didnt even notice maybe"

Monday, June 11, 2012 12:36:06 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm fat. I absolutely don't need an egg and cheese on a roll right now, but if it's free leftover from management meetings, then sure!

Monday, June 11, 2012 11:01:09 AM from Twitter Web Client

HBO Go is probably the best thing ever invented

Sunday, June 10, 2012 06:57:59 PM from Twitter Web Client

#lolmets

Sunday, June 10, 2012 04:15:42 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Bar 13 w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/KHxe2s

Saturday, June 09, 2012 07:59:46 PM from foursquare

I'm at The Watering Hole w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/LynkPZ

Saturday, June 09, 2012 05:32:08 PM from foursquare

I'm at Big Apple BBQ Block Party 2012 (New York, NY) w/ 623 others http://4sq.com/MnhPiS

Saturday, June 09, 2012 02:18:21 PM from foursquare

I'm at Nassau Bar (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/KUBN81

Friday, June 08, 2012 10:16:10 PM from foursquare

Real talk. Bon appitite for that pussy.

Friday, June 08, 2012 09:21:54 PM from Twitter for Android

So superficial, these fuckin people

Friday, June 08, 2012 08:51:18 PM from Twitter for Android

@Novellabella calling people pizza face? So rude! Be nice. Maybe he's nice.

Friday, June 08, 2012 08:48:29 PM from Twitter for Android

Lol Mets suck

Friday, June 08, 2012 08:32:35 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus Fucking Christ! Wagner's ping pong outfit. Might have to leave. Guaranteed to get fired.

Friday, June 08, 2012 05:59:02 PM from Twitter Web Client

If this mother fucking cuntface VP of CE doesn't drop this non-issue and leave me alone about it, I might actually murder her.

Friday, June 08, 2012 02:13:12 PM from Twitter Web Client