Our database is a whore. It just auto inserts fuckin everything everywhere
Sam was like... I'm warning you.... We pay for you, you're on call nonstop. Ah sheeeeeit . But I like hanging with my Alexey bear!
Welp, day one they made me expense my phone data plan and I am now on a call with Alexey regarding failing SQL jobs. FML
I'm at Paddy Maguires Ale House w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/O1azzK
I love how I was like... come on lets go the fuck to the bar... and I'm already at the bar. HA
Thursday, June 21, 2012 08:53:30 PM from Twitter for Android
"She should know that I'm more respected than her and I'll ruin her" was the hottest, most aggressive thing I've heard today. Let's bang
Thursday, June 21, 2012 07:53:41 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm here way too often (@ The Watering Hole w/ @maljnew) http://4sq.com/KogrvB
Bunch of smokes on this train
Thursday, June 21, 2012 08:05:16 AM from Twitter for Android
@nyJULZmd I'm obsessed with your doggy.
Thursday, June 21, 2012 12:35:27 AM from Twitter for Android
My mom cured my eye twitch. I LOVE nurses
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 11:05:50 PM from Twitter for Android
Ha. They complained I only tweet about Wagner, Lennon and Kelsey, but I complimented their tits. #winning
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 10:37:57 PM from Twitter for Android
Elise and malori's tits
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 08:25:33 PM from Twitter for Android
Its real minty in this pisser, you guys
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 08:14:33 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Barfly (New York, NY) w/ 5 others http://4sq.com/LCmT4F