Country songs mainly involve drinking and trucks"

Sunday, May 27, 2012 10:42:24 PM from Twitter for Android

Come on man... you're retweeting shit while taking a shit?

Sunday, May 27, 2012 10:29:22 PM from Twitter for Android

Bring some fresh cutlets back here...

Sunday, May 27, 2012 09:20:15 PM from Twitter for Android

From the tourney... http://t.co/t9eVrCX

Sunday, May 27, 2012 09:16:46 PM from Instagram

"Joe... What do you like better? A Nigerian or an Ethiopian?"

Sunday, May 27, 2012 08:15:04 PM from Twitter for Android

Not to sound like a woman, but angry orchard cider is actually really good.

Sunday, May 27, 2012 05:50:05 PM from Twitter for Android

@scoopANDslam I heard its fast, solid and has good battery life

In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet

Sunday, May 27, 2012 03:55:04 PM from Twitter for Android

Is it fall yet? #toohot

Sunday, May 27, 2012 03:45:18 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Brew at the Zoo (Baltimore, MD) w/ 30 others http://4sq.com/K01nZS

Sunday, May 27, 2012 01:46:50 PM from foursquare

The girl in the Avion Tequila commercial can tie me down any day.

Sunday, May 27, 2012 11:25:01 AM from Twitter for Android

I want to follow @lennonimagine on twitter, but if I do, I'll have to stop tweeting about how we should bang and her awesome rack

Sunday, May 27, 2012 02:30:44 AM from Twitter for Android

Pretty sure I'm here just so Simmons can take a piss (@ MaGerks Pub & Grill w/ 7 others) http://4sq.com/LpCUw0

Sunday, May 27, 2012 01:08:28 AM from foursquare

Mad props to the dude with the "Ron Paul and drugs and rock and roll" shirt

Saturday, May 26, 2012 11:57:32 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at The Stalking Horse Tavern (Baltimore, MD) w/ 8 others http://4sq.com/LyGEaA

Saturday, May 26, 2012 11:16:59 PM from foursquare

There's an Asian at the bar with a slowpoke with a beer shirt. Legit

Saturday, May 26, 2012 10:54:09 PM from Twitter for Android