I'm at Doo Wop Diner http://4sq.com/LpjRPA

Thursday, June 14, 2012 05:47:15 PM from foursquare

This is what happens when the bathroom lock is busted. http://t.co/Fw0IlcQ

Thursday, June 14, 2012 05:09:23 PM from Instagram

Pretty sure this traffic isn't just stopped... its in reverse

Thursday, June 14, 2012 01:48:06 PM from Twitter for Android

It's 10:30AM and I can really go for a gin & tonic right now. I'm going to make it. Fuck it, I'm on vacation.

Thursday, June 14, 2012 10:35:54 AM from Twitter Web Client

@nyJULZmd going down the shore. Yeahhhhhh buddy

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Thursday, June 14, 2012 09:59:39 AM from Twitter for Android

I should be packing...

Thursday, June 14, 2012 01:43:51 AM from Twitter Web Client

RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: If you can not able do it from command line, is not worth do it.

Wednesday, June 13, 2012 11:27:43 PM from Twitter Web Client

yeah next month's credit card bill isn't lookin too hot, you guys.

Wednesday, June 13, 2012 05:04:09 PM from Twitter Web Client

The rain sounds so peaceful right now. And I'm disturbed .

Wednesday, June 13, 2012 03:28:53 AM from Twitter for Android

Fuckin fuck my life right now

Tuesday, June 12, 2012 11:58:24 PM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu Me mentioning VP isn't very common. Including this tweet, i said it 37 instances in 36 different tweets out of 5755 archived tweets

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Tuesday, June 12, 2012 12:28:17 PM from Twitter Web Client

I love irrational VPs who yell at me for things that aren't my fault and all the other execs are on my side.

Tuesday, June 12, 2012 10:16:21 AM from Twitter Web Client

As a dude that hates Apple. Maps in iOS 6 actually looks legit. Like... They copied what google did and probably did better.

Monday, June 11, 2012 06:53:41 PM from Twitter for Android

I want to potato sack this train girl next to me. She has a galaxy nexus too. That takes a 7 to a 9 but she's already a 9.

Monday, June 11, 2012 06:50:36 PM from Twitter for Android

so is it socially acceptable for gusy to watch that show Girls on HBO? Not sure if it's like a chick thing or not...

Monday, June 11, 2012 04:09:49 PM from Twitter Web Client