"Joe you total bastard" -Christina

Monday, June 25, 2012 05:43:00 PM from Twitter Web Client

@Waspito @ShavingFoams Yeah but if you aren't lazy, you can manyally copy it and do RT @... People do that to me all the time bc I'm legit

In reply to @Waspito's tweet

Monday, June 25, 2012 12:15:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

Me: "I'm allergic to fuckin' everything" Christina: "Easy solution... Don't fuck everything."

Monday, June 25, 2012 11:54:50 AM from Twitter Web Client

I have a headache, my eye is permanently twitching and none of this fucking build shit is working and we have to deploy at 6am

Monday, June 25, 2012 02:37:43 AM from Twitter Web Client

"She's a real fuckin good time, I'll tell ya that"

Monday, June 25, 2012 12:57:45 AM from Twitter Web Client

#lolmets

Sunday, June 24, 2012 11:31:22 PM from Twitter for Android

Happy pride day. (Still gay for Dave Robertson)

Sunday, June 24, 2012 11:07:10 PM from Twitter for Android

The laziest of Sundays. I had burgers on the grill and slept. That is all

Sunday, June 24, 2012 09:51:31 PM from Twitter for Android

#lolmets

Saturday, June 23, 2012 10:35:53 PM from Twitter for Android

Still gay for Dave Robertson

Saturday, June 23, 2012 10:12:18 PM from Twitter for Android

My masterpiece I drew at Suspenders http://instagr.am/p/MPS5OspBTK/

Saturday, June 23, 2012 09:57:54 PM from Instagram

The Mets still suck

Friday, June 22, 2012 08:36:08 PM from Twitter for Android

Looks deadly out there http://t.co/etrAelp

Friday, June 22, 2012 06:10:26 PM from Instagram

I wasn't going to drink, but then I had a beer

Friday, June 22, 2012 05:45:14 PM from Twitter Web Client

Krisin... You can go ahead and reschedule that meeting to next Friday because, you know, I'm off that day. Thanks boo

Friday, June 22, 2012 12:48:51 PM from Twitter Web Client