Vinny's Elementary School and State Penitentiary

Wednesday, June 27, 2012 11:53:25 AM from Twitter Web Client

Steve Jobs didnt get where he was by listening to ppl. He did it his way. Then they fired him. And he came back and ran the shit like a boss

Wednesday, June 27, 2012 10:19:50 AM from Twitter Web Client

All the engineers and COO are pissed at me for making too many decisions on my own without approval. Fuck that. I know best

Wednesday, June 27, 2012 10:18:49 AM from Twitter Web Client

Pretty sure I found someone hotter than Kate Upton on the 4 train this morning

Wednesday, June 27, 2012 09:06:48 AM from Twitter Web Client

BULL. SHIT. this crime heatmap says Bridgeport is in the green and Stratford is not. I don't buy that http://t.co/2XCKuvt

Wednesday, June 27, 2012 12:53:48 AM from Twitter Web Client

Have I ever mentioned I have a man crush on Dave Grohl?

Tuesday, June 26, 2012 11:35:44 PM from Twitter Web Client

Pretty sure Kate Upton has no other purpose besides shaking her tits around in YouTube videos

Tuesday, June 26, 2012 05:53:41 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm at Bronx River Parkway Walking Trail (Eastchester, NY) http://4sq.com/MYDNrM

Tuesday, June 26, 2012 03:49:19 PM from foursquare

Can someone explain to me why I have 35 dollar bills in my wallet and how it was possible to get that much change from a BASEBALL game?

Tuesday, June 26, 2012 11:27:45 AM from Twitter Web Client

I love these "consultants" who do these WordPress websites who have no fucking idea what they're doing. That was the biggest hack ever

Tuesday, June 26, 2012 03:34:26 AM from Twitter Web Client

Oh... fuck. Me.. I thought I could pass out. We have server maintenance tonight

Monday, June 25, 2012 11:33:32 PM from Twitter for Android

PS. My tweets are like 94% better drunk than sober. Drunk = a fun time. Sober = technology

Monday, June 25, 2012 11:22:01 PM from Twitter for Android

Ladies and gentlemen.... Elise's ass http://t.co/I1yHRI6

Monday, June 25, 2012 10:03:43 PM from Twitter for Android

Just got yelled at by a granny at Yankee stadium by talking about sex, blowjobs, Tracey solanas and beer... in front of 6yr olds.

Monday, June 25, 2012 09:05:34 PM from Twitter for Android

Fucking foursquare is down

Monday, June 25, 2012 07:28:51 PM from Twitter for Android