No one wants to go to the bar with me. See what happens when @MalJNew and Elise are away?
I am requesting Cap'n Karls Bratato Salad for my BBQ tomorrow. @DadBoner
Maybe I'm just a linux dumbass, but I can't stand vim. I'm a nano guy. The real Linux dudes look at me like I'm out of my mind.
New blog post: tldb; http://t.co/sP4VG9w
Tuesday, July 03, 2012 12:45:53 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Love how some tub of shit decided to squeeze into my three seater. Fuckin go to another one its to hot for this bullshit
I'm about to break this fucking bottle over someones head realllly soon
No patience for these fucking slow ass elevators this morning
Now you can count how many times I say fuck, shit and other words on twitter: http://t.co/CYg7v2v Thanks Quirk for helping with the SQL
Bases loaded 0 outs and these useless motherfuckers can't even score
Jesus christ, Philip. .2 innings, 2 earned runs...
I just lost it... http://t.co/1Cri2V9
$2 drafts here on a Saturday night? That's unreal. Also the average age is probably like 76 and none of my boys are here. What a waste
Saturday, June 30, 2012 08:27:54 PM from Twitter for Android
Absolutely lit that bathroom
Saturday, June 30, 2012 06:44:57 PM from Twitter for Android
@SonicBlur23 OK Mr math teacher
Saturday, June 30, 2012 12:18:32 PM from Twitter for Android
If you multiply any two numbers ending in 6, your product will also always end in 6
Saturday, June 30, 2012 10:48:30 AM from Twitter for Android