Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

New blog post: Verizon's Android WiFi Remote App is Some Shady Shit http://bit.ly/MaRyVE

I should have been a nurse on the grounds that all nurses are hot. Its like a rule. I don't know an ugly nurse.

The only thing I'm disappointed in is the fact that there's no YouTube video of me wiping. Would've been hysterical

@Colithika touche. I wonder this myself

Longboarding downhill for the 1st time. Took pavement at 15mph. Bitches dig injuries. means I'm getting laid tomorrow http://t.co/PnonJC3

John: "Popeye's. That's some deep south shit"

Watching Taken. So boss. "Now's not the time for dick measuring, Stewart!"

Really can't get beer down right now, you guys.

Foursquare is being useless again. Its down more than our app

Yo it's gonna be 98 tomorrow? That's some fuckin bullshit

If you wear white pants and have a good ass, I'll probably want to bang you, even if you're a butterface

RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: Beautiful code is never work in production.

Director of Product Development just deaded me on GChat because I pretty much told her her idea was weak. She was like nope and signed off

If I have to sleep without AC there will be fucking problems