Where the mother fuck is the train? Also, they need another one bc this one is too fucking crowded.
Thursday, June 07, 2012 08:07:14 AM from Twitter for Android
Swear to God, they don't pay me enough for this shit, especially being on call overnight. Requesting a raise. By 35 grand.
@Novellabella Flash is garbage and it will NEVER be supported on the iPhone. People should stop using Flash
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 08:31:39 PM from Twitter Web Client
Motherfuckers who swipe their metrocard, walk through the turnstyle and then stop/talk so no one else can pass... die.
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 06:49:04 PM from Twitter for Android
Beefer D'reet B'reets
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 02:06:58 PM from Twitter Web Client
I'm telling you... ever since college ended the number of train smokes increased exponentially. Interns!!!
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 08:27:55 AM from Twitter for Android
Dibs on this potato sack reading the hunger games.
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 08:26:59 AM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Yankee Stadium for Tampa Bay Rays vs. New York Yankees (Bronx, NY) w/ 244 others http://4sq.com/JJYFTm
I just unlocked the “Porky” badge on @foursquare for checking in to barbecue spots! Brisket all around! http://4sq.com/MAie7r
I'm at Brother Jimmy's BBQ (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/MAicwj
CC has a blackberry? This is bullshit: https://t.co/xwRppNq
ALEXEY!!! "So when are you getting laid, Joe? Is like, your family going to find someone?" BAHAHAHAH. Guy's a riot.
Me: "So Alexey, when you say 'mirror server,' what does it actually do?" Alexey: "It just mirrors shit man... It mirrors shit."
Stupid autocorrect