"She should know that I'm more respected than her and I'll ruin her" was the hottest, most aggressive thing I've heard today. Let's bang

Thursday, June 21, 2012 07:53:41 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm here way too often (@ The Watering Hole w/ @maljnew) http://4sq.com/KogrvB

Thursday, June 21, 2012 06:35:52 PM from foursquare

Bunch of smokes on this train

Thursday, June 21, 2012 08:05:16 AM from Twitter for Android

@nyJULZmd I'm obsessed with your doggy.

In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet

Thursday, June 21, 2012 12:35:27 AM from Twitter for Android

My mom cured my eye twitch. I LOVE nurses

Wednesday, June 20, 2012 11:05:50 PM from Twitter for Android

@nyJULZmd LOVE

In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet

Wednesday, June 20, 2012 10:44:10 PM from Twitter for Android

Ha. They complained I only tweet about Wagner, Lennon and Kelsey, but I complimented their tits. #winning

Wednesday, June 20, 2012 10:37:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Elise and malori's tits

Wednesday, June 20, 2012 08:25:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Its real minty in this pisser, you guys

Wednesday, June 20, 2012 08:14:33 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Barfly (New York, NY) w/ 5 others http://4sq.com/LCmT4F

Wednesday, June 20, 2012 07:40:04 PM from foursquare

I'm at The Watering Hole w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/Klz03x

Wednesday, June 20, 2012 06:30:58 PM from foursquare

This fucking security audit needs to motherlessly end

Wednesday, June 20, 2012 06:04:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

Christina's new phone grammar rule: i before phone except after droid.

Wednesday, June 20, 2012 11:34:36 AM from Twitter Web Client

It's hot today and so is Molly

Wednesday, June 20, 2012 09:53:40 AM from Twitter Web Client

Also, fuck the fact that it's going to be like 97 degrees tomorrow. That's some bullshit #isitfallyet?

Wednesday, June 20, 2012 01:15:15 AM from Twitter Web Client