#lolmets

Sunday, June 10, 2012 04:15:42 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Bar 13 w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/KHxe2s

Saturday, June 09, 2012 07:59:46 PM from foursquare

I'm at The Watering Hole w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/LynkPZ

Saturday, June 09, 2012 05:32:08 PM from foursquare

I'm at Big Apple BBQ Block Party 2012 (New York, NY) w/ 623 others http://4sq.com/MnhPiS

Saturday, June 09, 2012 02:18:21 PM from foursquare

I'm at Nassau Bar (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/KUBN81

Friday, June 08, 2012 10:16:10 PM from foursquare

Real talk. Bon appitite for that pussy.

Friday, June 08, 2012 09:21:54 PM from Twitter for Android

So superficial, these fuckin people

Friday, June 08, 2012 08:51:18 PM from Twitter for Android

@Novellabella calling people pizza face? So rude! Be nice. Maybe he's nice.

Friday, June 08, 2012 08:48:29 PM from Twitter for Android

Lol Mets suck

Friday, June 08, 2012 08:32:35 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus Fucking Christ! Wagner's ping pong outfit. Might have to leave. Guaranteed to get fired.

Friday, June 08, 2012 05:59:02 PM from Twitter Web Client

If this mother fucking cuntface VP of CE doesn't drop this non-issue and leave me alone about it, I might actually murder her.

Friday, June 08, 2012 02:13:12 PM from Twitter Web Client

18.76% of my tweets contain the word fuck in them.

Friday, June 08, 2012 09:59:55 AM from Twitter Web Client

Love doing SQL queries against my tweets. Out of 5733 I have archived, I said fuck 1243 times in 1076 tweets (including this one)

Friday, June 08, 2012 09:52:10 AM from Twitter Web Client

@kerbear88 Wait... you disagree with most of my tweets? Haaaaa

Friday, June 08, 2012 09:47:19 AM from Twitter Web Client

Trains running like ass this morning. Too crowded. Too many people. I suggest genocide... Of people who walk too slowly.

Friday, June 08, 2012 09:30:05 AM from Twitter Web Client