Have I ever mentioned I have a man crush on Dave Grohl?
Pretty sure Kate Upton has no other purpose besides shaking her tits around in YouTube videos
I'm at Bronx River Parkway Walking Trail (Eastchester, NY) http://4sq.com/MYDNrM
Can someone explain to me why I have 35 dollar bills in my wallet and how it was possible to get that much change from a BASEBALL game?
I love these "consultants" who do these WordPress websites who have no fucking idea what they're doing. That was the biggest hack ever
Oh... fuck. Me.. I thought I could pass out. We have server maintenance tonight
PS. My tweets are like 94% better drunk than sober. Drunk = a fun time. Sober = technology
Ladies and gentlemen.... Elise's ass http://t.co/I1yHRI6
Just got yelled at by a granny at Yankee stadium by talking about sex, blowjobs, Tracey solanas and beer... in front of 6yr olds.
Fucking foursquare is down
"Joe you total bastard" -Christina
@Waspito @ShavingFoams Yeah but if you aren't lazy, you can manyally copy it and do RT @... People do that to me all the time bc I'm legit
Me: "I'm allergic to fuckin' everything" Christina: "Easy solution... Don't fuck everything."
I have a headache, my eye is permanently twitching and none of this fucking build shit is working and we have to deploy at 6am
"She's a real fuckin good time, I'll tell ya that"