No patience for these fucking slow ass elevators this morning
Now you can count how many times I say fuck, shit and other words on twitter: http://t.co/CYg7v2v Thanks Quirk for helping with the SQL
Bases loaded 0 outs and these useless motherfuckers can't even score
Jesus christ, Philip. .2 innings, 2 earned runs...
I just lost it... http://t.co/1Cri2V9
$2 drafts here on a Saturday night? That's unreal. Also the average age is probably like 76 and none of my boys are here. What a waste
Saturday, June 30, 2012 08:27:54 PM from Twitter for Android
Absolutely lit that bathroom
Saturday, June 30, 2012 06:44:57 PM from Twitter for Android
@SonicBlur23 OK Mr math teacher
Saturday, June 30, 2012 12:18:32 PM from Twitter for Android
If you multiply any two numbers ending in 6, your product will also always end in 6
Saturday, June 30, 2012 10:48:30 AM from Twitter for Android
Nearest cell tower here is on the other mountain peak. Essentially, my phone works but its borderline useless
Saturday, June 30, 2012 10:02:35 AM from Twitter for Android
@Jiaaro To hell with flash on Android! I didn't even install it. Battery and resource hog
Fuckin foursquare is down again. So unreliable
RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: In startup we are practice NoOps, NoSQL and NoScrum.
Thursday, June 28, 2012 09:20:10 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Mad Hatter w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/NHyUor
That was reeeeeaaaaal cute, explaining all of our server issues we had this week to our CEO in the elevator... Real cute....
Thursday, June 28, 2012 06:20:10 PM from Twitter for Android