RT @DadBoner: Damn, it feels good to be me.

Friday, June 15, 2012 04:00:27 PM from Twitter for Android

When I go to a water park, I get all the hot lifeguards wet.

Friday, June 15, 2012 02:33:22 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Raging Waters Waterpark (Wildwood, NJ) http://4sq.com/MvDzvH

Friday, June 15, 2012 12:38:41 PM from foursquare

I'm at Admirals Quarters Restaurant (Wildwood Crest, New Jersey) http://4sq.com/LadBhS

Friday, June 15, 2012 11:42:43 AM from foursquare

How you know you're watching the new Scooby Doo and not the original: 1) Velma has huge tits 2) there are black people 3) Fred has cameltoe

Friday, June 15, 2012 11:01:41 AM from Twitter for Android

Genny's art. Maybe its not done. But its sick. http://t.co/hWkMQ6V

Friday, June 15, 2012 01:07:45 AM from Instagram

Goin on a biddie hunt

Friday, June 15, 2012 12:08:18 AM from Twitter for Android

Nighttime Atlantic ocean is so peaceful and healing. Not a soul out here

Thursday, June 14, 2012 11:26:28 PM from Twitter for Android

I was just gonna text someone something but ya know I had a few drinks and forgot so fuck it

Thursday, June 14, 2012 10:59:13 PM from Twitter for Android

Before I leave the shore this weekend, I'm buying this rick ross the boss sweatshirt.

Thursday, June 14, 2012 10:26:27 PM from Twitter for Android

This red bull/goose is phenom

Thursday, June 14, 2012 09:21:16 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Doo Wop Diner http://4sq.com/LpjRPA

Thursday, June 14, 2012 05:47:15 PM from foursquare

This is what happens when the bathroom lock is busted. http://t.co/Fw0IlcQ

Thursday, June 14, 2012 05:09:23 PM from Instagram

Pretty sure this traffic isn't just stopped... its in reverse

Thursday, June 14, 2012 01:48:06 PM from Twitter for Android

It's 10:30AM and I can really go for a gin & tonic right now. I'm going to make it. Fuck it, I'm on vacation.

Thursday, June 14, 2012 10:35:54 AM from Twitter Web Client