RT @DadBoner: Damn, it feels good to be me.
When I go to a water park, I get all the hot lifeguards wet.
I'm at Raging Waters Waterpark (Wildwood, NJ) http://4sq.com/MvDzvH
I'm at Admirals Quarters Restaurant (Wildwood Crest, New Jersey) http://4sq.com/LadBhS
How you know you're watching the new Scooby Doo and not the original: 1) Velma has huge tits 2) there are black people 3) Fred has cameltoe
Genny's art. Maybe its not done. But its sick. http://t.co/hWkMQ6V
Goin on a biddie hunt
Nighttime Atlantic ocean is so peaceful and healing. Not a soul out here
Thursday, June 14, 2012 11:26:28 PM from Twitter for Android
I was just gonna text someone something but ya know I had a few drinks and forgot so fuck it
Thursday, June 14, 2012 10:59:13 PM from Twitter for Android
Before I leave the shore this weekend, I'm buying this rick ross the boss sweatshirt.
Thursday, June 14, 2012 10:26:27 PM from Twitter for Android
This red bull/goose is phenom
Thursday, June 14, 2012 09:21:16 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Doo Wop Diner http://4sq.com/LpjRPA
This is what happens when the bathroom lock is busted. http://t.co/Fw0IlcQ
Pretty sure this traffic isn't just stopped... its in reverse
Thursday, June 14, 2012 01:48:06 PM from Twitter for Android
It's 10:30AM and I can really go for a gin & tonic right now. I'm going to make it. Fuck it, I'm on vacation.