I'd absolutely have a threesome with the two work girls who liked my instagram pic. Aka Wagner and Lennon.

Saturday, June 16, 2012 03:35:40 PM from Twitter for Android

@Novellabella sry I knew that was a dick thing to tweet to you but i was drinking all day so it was fine

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Saturday, June 16, 2012 03:32:05 PM from Twitter for Android

@Novellabella welp no shore for you and yes shore for me. #sorryimnotsorry

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Saturday, June 16, 2012 03:24:25 PM from Twitter for Android

If our two other friends actually would hang out with us, I wouldn't look like a gay couple with @SonicBlur23 But I have no shame so whatevs

Saturday, June 16, 2012 03:23:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Perfect day. http://t.co/fi6ext0

Saturday, June 16, 2012 01:34:37 PM from Instagram

I'm at Wildwood Crest Beach (Wildwood, NJ) http://4sq.com/L3CM7Q

Saturday, June 16, 2012 12:25:14 PM from foursquare

This is a certified milf

Saturday, June 16, 2012 11:37:03 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Admirals Quarters Restaurant (Wildwood Crest, New Jersey) http://4sq.com/Kt5zRZ

Saturday, June 16, 2012 11:11:44 AM from foursquare

They've got a Mexican, a Pollack, and a Mexican who thinks he's Italian.

Saturday, June 16, 2012 10:50:47 AM from Twitter for Android

Bill Blum at the helm, sailing the sinking ship

Saturday, June 16, 2012 10:46:43 AM from Twitter for Android

Distilled from ya mom's box

Saturday, June 16, 2012 12:28:07 AM from Twitter for Android

Ah he's tied in? What a pussy.

Friday, June 15, 2012 10:40:44 PM from Twitter for Android

Yo. This guy walking across Niagara Falls is one crazy mother fucker.

Friday, June 15, 2012 10:31:05 PM from Twitter for Android

When the sun goes down, this place is gonna look like an acid trip... -John

Friday, June 15, 2012 06:59:28 PM from Twitter for Android

Just posted a photo http://t.co/ocOeYAS

Friday, June 15, 2012 05:36:24 PM from Instagram