TIRED

Thursday, July 05, 2012 07:16:01 AM from Twitter Web Client

Nom http://t.co/huCwWNf

Wednesday, July 04, 2012 08:31:35 PM from Instagram

Murrrr'ca... fuck yeah

Wednesday, July 04, 2012 08:14:22 PM from Twitter for Android

Step 1. Get drunk step 2 find smart people (aka your boys from home/school) step 3. Start company step4. Get bought out. Step 5 enjoyyy

Wednesday, July 04, 2012 01:56:58 AM from Twitter for Android

Lisa

Wednesday, July 04, 2012 01:43:57 AM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew hhhh threesome. Sounds hot. But we're the fun one. Everyone else is a lame.

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Wednesday, July 04, 2012 12:59:38 AM from Twitter for Android

This is some fuckin bullshit. I couldn't hit a mother fuckin cup to save my life. I blame danny for being cocky. Karma ya stupid fuck

Wednesday, July 04, 2012 12:58:48 AM from Twitter for Android

Shithead next to me on the train: stop fuckin humming

Tuesday, July 03, 2012 06:55:22 PM from Twitter for Android

why won't this ubuntu upstart fuckin bullshit work? I should go home. ENJOYYY

Tuesday, July 03, 2012 05:22:27 PM from Twitter Web Client

No one wants to go to the bar with me. See what happens when @MalJNew and Elise are away?

Tuesday, July 03, 2012 03:57:10 PM from Twitter for Android

I am requesting Cap'n Karls Bratato Salad for my BBQ tomorrow. @DadBoner

Tuesday, July 03, 2012 03:56:21 PM from Twitter for Android

Maybe I'm just a linux dumbass, but I can't stand vim. I'm a nano guy. The real Linux dudes look at me like I'm out of my mind.

Tuesday, July 03, 2012 01:00:19 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: tldb; http://t.co/sP4VG9w

Tuesday, July 03, 2012 12:45:53 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Love how some tub of shit decided to squeeze into my three seater. Fuckin go to another one its to hot for this bullshit

Monday, July 02, 2012 06:42:57 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm about to break this fucking bottle over someones head realllly soon

Monday, July 02, 2012 03:24:58 PM from Twitter Web Client