I'd absolutely have a threesome with the two work girls who liked my instagram pic. Aka Wagner and Lennon.
Saturday, June 16, 2012 03:35:40 PM from Twitter for Android
@Novellabella sry I knew that was a dick thing to tweet to you but i was drinking all day so it was fine
Saturday, June 16, 2012 03:32:05 PM from Twitter for Android
@Novellabella welp no shore for you and yes shore for me. #sorryimnotsorry
Saturday, June 16, 2012 03:24:25 PM from Twitter for Android
If our two other friends actually would hang out with us, I wouldn't look like a gay couple with @SonicBlur23 But I have no shame so whatevs
Saturday, June 16, 2012 03:23:39 PM from Twitter for Android
Perfect day. http://t.co/fi6ext0
I'm at Wildwood Crest Beach (Wildwood, NJ) http://4sq.com/L3CM7Q
This is a certified milf
Saturday, June 16, 2012 11:37:03 AM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Admirals Quarters Restaurant (Wildwood Crest, New Jersey) http://4sq.com/Kt5zRZ
They've got a Mexican, a Pollack, and a Mexican who thinks he's Italian.
Saturday, June 16, 2012 10:50:47 AM from Twitter for Android
Bill Blum at the helm, sailing the sinking ship
Saturday, June 16, 2012 10:46:43 AM from Twitter for Android
Distilled from ya mom's box
Saturday, June 16, 2012 12:28:07 AM from Twitter for Android
Ah he's tied in? What a pussy.
Yo. This guy walking across Niagara Falls is one crazy mother fucker.
When the sun goes down, this place is gonna look like an acid trip... -John
Just posted a photo http://t.co/ocOeYAS