Jesus Christ. This new sales girl.

Tuesday, June 19, 2012 09:05:28 AM from Twitter Web Client

My wallet smells like weed

Monday, June 18, 2012 11:47:01 PM from Twitter Web Client

New Blog Post: Clean Your Filthy Children http://t.co/X5EvfYX

Monday, June 18, 2012 09:15:21 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fucking 45 minutes to get from Fulton St to Grand Central. I could climb backwards up an icy incline faster than the piece of shit 4/5 train

Monday, June 18, 2012 06:43:02 PM from Twitter for Android

@nyJULZmd my eye is twitching too! It's so annoying

In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet

Monday, June 18, 2012 04:55:41 PM from Twitter Web Client

Not until you come work for G1... http://t.co/5YZZsPF

Monday, June 18, 2012 02:28:32 PM from Instagram

No Alexey, when the app crashes the server every 20 minutes, the solution is NOT to auto reset IIS every 15 mins. Fix the fucking shit code.

Monday, June 18, 2012 12:12:03 PM from Twitter Web Client

Why the fuck do we pay a motherless office manager if we run the fuck out of milk for this dank assed coffee.

Monday, June 18, 2012 10:17:46 AM from Twitter Web Client

Now Jay is starting in with his fucking shit.

Monday, June 18, 2012 09:58:50 AM from Twitter Web Client

Bad mood. For no reason

Monday, June 18, 2012 09:54:16 AM from Twitter Web Client

Whenever I get back from vacation, I'm always in the foulest of moods. Usually because everyone fucked shit up while I was gone. Same bull

Monday, June 18, 2012 09:15:23 AM from Twitter Web Client

@bwilliams: I am going to potato sack your daughter if I ever meet her. http://t.co/xwAbQOO

Monday, June 18, 2012 03:18:00 AM from Twitter Web Client

RT @Colithika: who is dtf?

Monday, June 18, 2012 01:53:41 AM from Twitter for Android

@Colithika hey sexy. Talk dirty to me

In reply to @Colithika's tweet

Monday, June 18, 2012 01:41:59 AM from Twitter for Android

Some random number I don't recognize just texted me happy father's day. Well I certainly hope not!!!

Sunday, June 17, 2012 07:53:49 PM from Twitter for Android