Jesus Christ. This new sales girl.
My wallet smells like weed
New Blog Post: Clean Your Filthy Children http://t.co/X5EvfYX
Fucking 45 minutes to get from Fulton St to Grand Central. I could climb backwards up an icy incline faster than the piece of shit 4/5 train
@nyJULZmd my eye is twitching too! It's so annoying
Not until you come work for G1... http://t.co/5YZZsPF
No Alexey, when the app crashes the server every 20 minutes, the solution is NOT to auto reset IIS every 15 mins. Fix the fucking shit code.
Why the fuck do we pay a motherless office manager if we run the fuck out of milk for this dank assed coffee.
Now Jay is starting in with his fucking shit.
Bad mood. For no reason
Whenever I get back from vacation, I'm always in the foulest of moods. Usually because everyone fucked shit up while I was gone. Same bull
@bwilliams: I am going to potato sack your daughter if I ever meet her. http://t.co/xwAbQOO
RT @Colithika: who is dtf?
@Colithika hey sexy. Talk dirty to me
Some random number I don't recognize just texted me happy father's day. Well I certainly hope not!!!