Welp. There's a guy walking on the tracks so they cut the power on this train

Saturday, July 21, 2012 01:34:26 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm at The Watering Hole (New York, NY) w/ 3 others http://4sq.com/PnVRhb

Friday, July 20, 2012 10:35:52 PM from foursquare

Like. I'm waiting for them to bust out the glock

Friday, July 20, 2012 10:04:59 PM from Twitter for Android

Hanging out with a bunch of derelics . Guaranteed

Friday, July 20, 2012 10:04:21 PM from Twitter for Android

"Her vagina has to smell like shit. Straight up stanky Hudson River" -Elise

Friday, July 20, 2012 07:09:49 PM from Twitter for Android

If you shove your tits in my face, I'll hit the cup. Duh it makes me better

Friday, July 20, 2012 05:17:03 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Down the Hatch (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/O3GmNQ

Friday, July 20, 2012 03:52:23 PM from foursquare

Fucking hate Verizon Wireless: http://t.co/vQoSWyb

Friday, July 20, 2012 01:16:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

Absolutely LOVE it how Christina sends me this video every time it rains outside: http://t.co/UweFwqg

Friday, July 20, 2012 10:12:01 AM from Twitter Web Client

These are the kinds of work emails I send out: http://t.co/lz7SII4

Friday, July 20, 2012 01:52:17 AM from Twitter Web Client

Then they wonder why I won't vote for these two assholes in November http://t.co/V7242HL

Thursday, July 19, 2012 02:33:40 AM from Twitter Web Client

Just got this email from the COO: "Make Sure you block your calendars for Thursday, August XX. We'll be going drinking somewhere."

Wednesday, July 18, 2012 03:28:56 PM from Twitter Web Client

@Colithika Dude, y u struggle so much. I remember catching mewtwo in March 1999. Had 1/4 HP and was frozen. Then I used 2 Ultra Balls

In reply to @Colithika's tweet

Wednesday, July 18, 2012 02:22:46 AM from Twitter Web Client

Just made up my mind. I'm gonna get hammered and go to a foo fighters show. Start touring in NYC again bitches

Wednesday, July 18, 2012 01:31:12 AM from Twitter Web Client

Its too fucking hot for any of this bullshit. Summer needs to end immediately

Tuesday, July 17, 2012 07:13:59 PM from Twitter for Android