How a dude should not die: falling off a building singing Jessica Simpson
B-I-G.. P-O, P-P-A , no info for the D-E A. Federal agents mad cause I'm flagrant. (took me like 5 mins to type this tweet bc I'm hammered)
I have a soft spot for ace of bass. But not my dick
Wait. I lied. Its not a gay bar. Just a gay party. All the rainbows confused me
Oh I think I just popped my gay bar cherry. Hey. Happens. Dave grohl where ya at?
I'm at Raven's Head Public House (Astoria, NY) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/LFTOop
"Your arm looks like a piece of beef that was thrown on the grill for a second" -mikey
Saturday, July 07, 2012 11:50:45 PM from Twitter for Android
My life would suck without me
Saturday, July 07, 2012 09:25:26 PM from Twitter for Android
Another example of MTA waste: they're running a train to Yankee Stadium for the Roger Waters concert. There was not one person on it
Saturday, July 07, 2012 05:47:55 PM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: Verizon's Android WiFi Remote App is Some Shady Shit http://bit.ly/MaRyVE
Saturday, July 07, 2012 04:04:26 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
I should have been a nurse on the grounds that all nurses are hot. Its like a rule. I don't know an ugly nurse.
Saturday, July 07, 2012 03:23:33 AM from Twitter for Android
The only thing I'm disappointed in is the fact that there's no YouTube video of me wiping. Would've been hysterical
Saturday, July 07, 2012 03:22:34 AM from Twitter for Android
@Colithika touche. I wonder this myself
Saturday, July 07, 2012 03:11:47 AM from Twitter for Android
Longboarding downhill for the 1st time. Took pavement at 15mph. Bitches dig injuries. means I'm getting laid tomorrow http://t.co/PnonJC3
Saturday, July 07, 2012 02:54:39 AM from Twitter for Android
John: "Popeye's. That's some deep south shit"
Saturday, July 07, 2012 12:59:07 AM from Twitter for Android