Look how dark it is at 8:30. The summer is half gone. As the mover would say...
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 08:36:50 PM from Twitter for Android
My boy sean is at barfly. Haven't seen the dude since hamachi closed.
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 07:51:43 PM from Twitter for Android
My porn name would be Winky Pickle
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 07:08:50 PM from Twitter for Android
Fuckin A. I'm gonna be drinking from now until Sunday
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 04:56:49 PM from Twitter Web Client
"We are all drunk on doucheahol. Put that on your bingo card and smoke it" - Christina
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 04:12:39 PM from Twitter Web Client
I need to stop confusing all the new hires who have a bit more melanin. FML, I made an ASS out of myself
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 01:57:05 PM from Twitter Web Client
Gio's Skype icon is the absolute shit http://t.co/IgzGMju
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 10:53:24 AM from Twitter Web Client
Derick: "Yo this fuckin coffee tastes like ass"
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 09:25:32 AM from Twitter Web Client
To the gentleman who shoved me out of the way at the train station instead of saying excuse me... how about I shove you in front of a train?
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 08:01:16 AM from Twitter for Android
Got my dope jams playlist ready for the ride to AC
PS - php kicked my ass tonight. Took me way too long to do the simplest bullshit, and it's still horse shit code. This is why I'm not a dev
I think I'm a cray. I must officially be a cray. And to think it wouldn't mess with me
Looking for Euthanasia? Just go to Bridgeport. You'll most likely get shot!
Hey look. Now you can see my tweets on a certain day in the past: http://t.co/uqTXqmT (don't make fun of the ghetto datepicker, IDK JS)
@tomwcleary Bridgeport drinking game: Take a shot whenever there's a homicide. Will mess you up...