Still gay for Dave Robertson

Saturday, June 23, 2012 10:12:18 PM from Twitter for Android

My masterpiece I drew at Suspenders http://instagr.am/p/MPS5OspBTK/

Saturday, June 23, 2012 09:57:54 PM from Instagram

The Mets still suck

Friday, June 22, 2012 08:36:08 PM from Twitter for Android

Looks deadly out there http://t.co/etrAelp

Friday, June 22, 2012 06:10:26 PM from Instagram

I wasn't going to drink, but then I had a beer

Friday, June 22, 2012 05:45:14 PM from Twitter Web Client

Krisin... You can go ahead and reschedule that meeting to next Friday because, you know, I'm off that day. Thanks boo

Friday, June 22, 2012 12:48:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

Our database is a whore. It just auto inserts fuckin everything everywhere

Friday, June 22, 2012 01:09:51 AM from Twitter for Android

Sam was like... I'm warning you.... We pay for you, you're on call nonstop. Ah sheeeeeit . But I like hanging with my Alexey bear!

Friday, June 22, 2012 12:42:20 AM from Twitter Web Client

Welp, day one they made me expense my phone data plan and I am now on a call with Alexey regarding failing SQL jobs. FML

Friday, June 22, 2012 12:39:35 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm at Paddy Maguires Ale House w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/O1azzK

Thursday, June 21, 2012 09:18:21 PM from foursquare

I love how I was like... come on lets go the fuck to the bar... and I'm already at the bar. HA

Thursday, June 21, 2012 08:53:30 PM from Twitter for Android

"She should know that I'm more respected than her and I'll ruin her" was the hottest, most aggressive thing I've heard today. Let's bang

Thursday, June 21, 2012 07:53:41 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm here way too often (@ The Watering Hole w/ @maljnew) http://4sq.com/KogrvB

Thursday, June 21, 2012 06:35:52 PM from foursquare

Bunch of smokes on this train

Thursday, June 21, 2012 08:05:16 AM from Twitter for Android

@nyJULZmd I'm obsessed with your doggy.

Thursday, June 21, 2012 12:35:27 AM from Twitter for Android