Yeah. Keep smoking asshole. I will get over it you'll be drunk and suck it so hard
Saturday, July 28, 2012 04:01:55 PM from Twitter for Android
TK your herpes added cat can suck your dick
Saturday, July 28, 2012 02:47:26 PM from Twitter for Android
Oh and the servers going down when I'm shitfaced at brunch is nit ideal
Saturday, July 28, 2012 02:23:03 PM from Twitter for Android
Kristen is Hermionie Granger, with the exception that she's dumb as fuck
Saturday, July 28, 2012 02:22:34 PM from Twitter for Android
Officer I swear I'm nit drunk. I can say the alcohol backwards
Saturday, July 28, 2012 12:04:38 AM from Twitter for Android
Everyone is giving me shit for my long unkempt hair. I think my hair is longer than Christina's
Christina: "this sucks everything sucks fuck everything with fire"
Dakota bar. Playing 90s grunge. Fuckin. I'm gonna sing with Christina
Once again, buzzed before i left the office for the day. #alcoholism
If I didn't die in a Haliskoe drunk driving crash in all my time at Fairfield, I guess I'm invincible, you guys.
Waiter brought me two beers bc she thought I was two people. Not sure if awesome or fat........
#velbapalooza is trending on the G1 peeps' twitters
I am going to drop a the biggest "El Cantinero" in this work bathroom.
Happy birthday to my favorite mover! Guys like old as fuck today. Many more!