Alexey: "So what did you drink tonight, beer?" Me: "Why are you assuming I was out drinking" Alexey: "But it's true, right?"

Thursday, June 28, 2012 01:58:58 AM from Twitter Web Client

YES! Alexey one liners make my night "So Joe... Where do you go? Women?"

Thursday, June 28, 2012 12:51:36 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm at the bar and can't remember my boobspace password

Wednesday, June 27, 2012 11:10:48 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Desmond's Tavern w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/MXntYN

Wednesday, June 27, 2012 09:58:03 PM from foursquare

I'm at Mason Jar (New York, NY) w/ 6 others http://4sq.com/OvJDqS

Wednesday, June 27, 2012 09:03:34 PM from foursquare

Bring me Android Jellybean #GoogleIO

Wednesday, June 27, 2012 12:54:26 PM from Twitter Web Client

Vinny's Elementary School and State Penitentiary

Wednesday, June 27, 2012 11:53:25 AM from Twitter Web Client

Steve Jobs didnt get where he was by listening to ppl. He did it his way. Then they fired him. And he came back and ran the shit like a boss

Wednesday, June 27, 2012 10:19:50 AM from Twitter Web Client

All the engineers and COO are pissed at me for making too many decisions on my own without approval. Fuck that. I know best

Wednesday, June 27, 2012 10:18:49 AM from Twitter Web Client

Pretty sure I found someone hotter than Kate Upton on the 4 train this morning

Wednesday, June 27, 2012 09:06:48 AM from Twitter Web Client

BULL. SHIT. this crime heatmap says Bridgeport is in the green and Stratford is not. I don't buy that http://t.co/2XCKuvt

Wednesday, June 27, 2012 12:53:48 AM from Twitter Web Client

Have I ever mentioned I have a man crush on Dave Grohl?

Tuesday, June 26, 2012 11:35:44 PM from Twitter Web Client

Pretty sure Kate Upton has no other purpose besides shaking her tits around in YouTube videos

Tuesday, June 26, 2012 05:53:41 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm at Bronx River Parkway Walking Trail (Eastchester, NY) http://4sq.com/MYDNrM

Tuesday, June 26, 2012 03:49:19 PM from foursquare

Can someone explain to me why I have 35 dollar bills in my wallet and how it was possible to get that much change from a BASEBALL game?

Tuesday, June 26, 2012 11:27:45 AM from Twitter Web Client