Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

@dannyrob88 Google the translation asshole. Dope Sublime lyrics. I was responding to your 16 year tweet

@dannyrob88 Me gusta mi reggae. Me gusta punk rock pero la cosa que me gusta mas es panochita

Me to my boss: "Well, there are two ways to restart IIS. The right way, and the way we do it" #soghettoaroundhere

I mean, my weekend was wild as fuck, but at least I didn't wake up with shit on my chest @DadBoner

Really shitty Monday. I feel like crap and need to investigate why our servers were more fucked up than I was on Saturday

Mid July bender? I think I blew through $800 cash since the 20th... What are ya gonna do?

My eye stopped twitching all weekend but now it's going nuts again. This is some bullshit

@scoopANDslam ICS is actually excellent. Motorola ruined it with MotoBlur

When I drink, my twitter is out of control

@Colithika u can't have her nigs

@Colithika daniel. I. Borderline hammered and my bartender is coo.but.like. I'm banging someone else so wtf tellbhe r to gtfo

Vodka sprite?

Yuri is my boy

Welp. You're gonna do that and smoke? Die at like 40. What are ya gonna do. I'll be free again

Fuckin . Why smoke cigs joker. Shit won't get you anywhere crept lung cancer. Smoke a blunt bitches.