I just lost it... http://t.co/1Cri2V9

Sunday, July 01, 2012 03:01:14 AM from Twitter Web Client

$2 drafts here on a Saturday night? That's unreal. Also the average age is probably like 76 and none of my boys are here. What a waste

Saturday, June 30, 2012 08:27:54 PM from Twitter for Android

Absolutely lit that bathroom

Saturday, June 30, 2012 06:44:57 PM from Twitter for Android

@SonicBlur23 OK Mr math teacher

In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet

Saturday, June 30, 2012 12:18:32 PM from Twitter for Android

If you multiply any two numbers ending in 6, your product will also always end in 6

Saturday, June 30, 2012 10:48:30 AM from Twitter for Android

Nearest cell tower here is on the other mountain peak. Essentially, my phone works but its borderline useless

Saturday, June 30, 2012 10:02:35 AM from Twitter for Android

@Jiaaro To hell with flash on Android! I didn't even install it. Battery and resource hog

In reply to @Jiaaro's tweet

Friday, June 29, 2012 02:17:16 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuckin foursquare is down again. So unreliable

Friday, June 29, 2012 11:41:17 AM from Twitter for Android

RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: In startup we are practice NoOps, NoSQL and NoScrum.

Thursday, June 28, 2012 09:20:10 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Mad Hatter w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/NHyUor

Thursday, June 28, 2012 06:59:31 PM from foursquare

That was reeeeeaaaaal cute, explaining all of our server issues we had this week to our CEO in the elevator... Real cute....

Thursday, June 28, 2012 06:20:10 PM from Twitter for Android

Derick.. I don't give a fuck. Ask the product team.

Thursday, June 28, 2012 02:55:23 PM from Twitter Web Client

How you know you're fuckin shot: I just called my Dunkin Donuts coffee "Windows Coffee"

Thursday, June 28, 2012 11:03:44 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm at 7,092 tweets. Who wants to take guesses on when I hit 10,000?

Thursday, June 28, 2012 10:11:37 AM from Twitter Web Client

Oh, if you missed the memo in my previous tweet, from now on, I will refer to rackspace as boobspace

Thursday, June 28, 2012 02:01:35 AM from Twitter Web Client