Average July temperature for Miami: 89. Average July temperature for NYC: 90. This is a bunch of bullshit. #isitwinteryet?
Would be nice if my FUCKING left eye stopped twitching for just 10 minutes out of the day
Just looking through the bug tracker. Nice to know a bug I opened my first week at work in 2010 is JUST getting fixed now, Jesus.
What other nationalities do I need to shout out to tonight? Where my Germans at?
If my black train conductor who calls me tiger isn't on the 8:02 and I get the British Indian woman instead, I'll be pissed
Idk why I just pointed out he's Asian. Should've just said sleeping dude... no ones offended right? We cool
This sleeping Asian better wake up before my stop because I don't feel like waking him up.
Pump the AC up in this bitch, bastards
Fuckin train is hot as sack...
I'm at Barfly (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/MdkyPM
Doesn't sound appealing. This cannot be serious. http://t.co/ZgPjknV
Looks like I quit the wrong week to pick drinking
RT @DadBoner: Jeez. That Kate Upton is really somethin' else, you guys.
"We all Marco" "We all from Tropojë"
My quote made it to the Tech Team whiteboard: "I wasn't going to drink, but then I had a beer" #alcoholism