Also I'm like the happiest right now.

Thursday, July 26, 2012 11:35:37 PM from Twitter for Android

Bahaha my boss liked my fb status where I said @LennonImagine could talk (dirty) to my nexus 7 tablet any time she wanted

Thursday, July 26, 2012 11:34:58 PM from Twitter for Android

Elise. You took a scandalous pic of me tonight. If you dont sext me that so I can whack it to me later, we are no longer friends

Thursday, July 26, 2012 09:44:20 PM from Twitter for Android

Sext me my own hot pic boo so I can go to bed to me tonight

Thursday, July 26, 2012 09:41:58 PM from Twitter for Android

@Novellabella Correct. He really won't go to you.

In reply to @Novellabella's tweet

Thursday, July 26, 2012 09:15:55 PM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew Girl. You bought yourself a rainbow ring?

Thursday, July 26, 2012 09:14:48 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuck dee phones, mon.. fuck dee phones...

Thursday, July 26, 2012 09:10:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Dan: "You can't fire someone on attitude if you didn't give them a chance to take their attitude out of the workplace"

Thursday, July 26, 2012 08:40:16 PM from Twitter for Android

Really lookin forward to top shelf margs, you guys

Thursday, July 26, 2012 07:30:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Oh shit. Lennon just requested to follow me on Twitter. Better not look through my old tweets....

Thursday, July 26, 2012 10:46:30 AM from Twitter Web Client

@MalJNew What a b. Also, learn that pickles are cucumbers. And stop knocking over G&Ts at the bar

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Thursday, July 26, 2012 09:45:35 AM from Twitter Web Client

Good morning, all tickets please! Thank you... thank you and you. Thank you, Ace. Thanks, sport. Thank you... Sonny. Thank you three.

Thursday, July 26, 2012 08:18:54 AM from Twitter for Android

Night tweeple :-)

Thursday, July 26, 2012 01:39:53 AM from Twitter for Android

Nexus 7 tablet is legit. Was angle to tether it to my phone. Yay

Thursday, July 26, 2012 12:49:22 AM from Twitter for Android

Some dumbass thought the Tuckahoe station was called "Cockamo..." idiot.

Wednesday, July 25, 2012 11:43:28 PM from Twitter for Android