I love these "consultants" who do these WordPress websites who have no fucking idea what they're doing. That was the biggest hack ever
Oh... fuck. Me.. I thought I could pass out. We have server maintenance tonight
PS. My tweets are like 94% better drunk than sober. Drunk = a fun time. Sober = technology
Ladies and gentlemen.... Elise's ass http://t.co/I1yHRI6
Just got yelled at by a granny at Yankee stadium by talking about sex, blowjobs, Tracey solanas and beer... in front of 6yr olds.
Fucking foursquare is down
"Joe you total bastard" -Christina
@Waspito @ShavingFoams Yeah but if you aren't lazy, you can manyally copy it and do RT @... People do that to me all the time bc I'm legit
Me: "I'm allergic to fuckin' everything" Christina: "Easy solution... Don't fuck everything."
I have a headache, my eye is permanently twitching and none of this fucking build shit is working and we have to deploy at 6am
"She's a real fuckin good time, I'll tell ya that"
Happy pride day. (Still gay for Dave Robertson)
The laziest of Sundays. I had burgers on the grill and slept. That is all