I love these "consultants" who do these WordPress websites who have no fucking idea what they're doing. That was the biggest hack ever

Tuesday, June 26, 2012 03:34:26 AM from Twitter Web Client

Oh... fuck. Me.. I thought I could pass out. We have server maintenance tonight

Monday, June 25, 2012 11:33:32 PM from Twitter for Android

PS. My tweets are like 94% better drunk than sober. Drunk = a fun time. Sober = technology

Monday, June 25, 2012 11:22:01 PM from Twitter for Android

Ladies and gentlemen.... Elise's ass http://t.co/I1yHRI6

Monday, June 25, 2012 10:03:43 PM from Twitter for Android

Just got yelled at by a granny at Yankee stadium by talking about sex, blowjobs, Tracey solanas and beer... in front of 6yr olds.

Monday, June 25, 2012 09:05:34 PM from Twitter for Android

Fucking foursquare is down

Monday, June 25, 2012 07:28:51 PM from Twitter for Android

"Joe you total bastard" -Christina

Monday, June 25, 2012 05:43:00 PM from Twitter Web Client

@Waspito @ShavingFoams Yeah but if you aren't lazy, you can manyally copy it and do RT @... People do that to me all the time bc I'm legit

In reply to @Waspito's tweet

Monday, June 25, 2012 12:15:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

Me: "I'm allergic to fuckin' everything" Christina: "Easy solution... Don't fuck everything."

Monday, June 25, 2012 11:54:50 AM from Twitter Web Client

I have a headache, my eye is permanently twitching and none of this fucking build shit is working and we have to deploy at 6am

Monday, June 25, 2012 02:37:43 AM from Twitter Web Client

"She's a real fuckin good time, I'll tell ya that"

Monday, June 25, 2012 12:57:45 AM from Twitter Web Client

#lolmets

Sunday, June 24, 2012 11:31:22 PM from Twitter for Android

Happy pride day. (Still gay for Dave Robertson)

Sunday, June 24, 2012 11:07:10 PM from Twitter for Android

The laziest of Sundays. I had burgers on the grill and slept. That is all

Sunday, June 24, 2012 09:51:31 PM from Twitter for Android

#lolmets

Saturday, June 23, 2012 10:35:53 PM from Twitter for Android