My mom cured my eye twitch. I LOVE nurses
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 11:05:50 PM from Twitter for Android
Ha. They complained I only tweet about Wagner, Lennon and Kelsey, but I complimented their tits. #winning
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 10:37:57 PM from Twitter for Android
Elise and malori's tits
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 08:25:33 PM from Twitter for Android
Its real minty in this pisser, you guys
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 08:14:33 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Barfly (New York, NY) w/ 5 others http://4sq.com/LCmT4F
I'm at The Watering Hole w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/Klz03x
This fucking security audit needs to motherlessly end
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 06:04:33 PM from Twitter Web Client
Christina's new phone grammar rule: i before phone except after droid.
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 11:34:36 AM from Twitter Web Client
It's hot today and so is Molly
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 09:53:40 AM from Twitter Web Client
Also, fuck the fact that it's going to be like 97 degrees tomorrow. That's some bullshit #isitfallyet?
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 01:15:15 AM from Twitter Web Client
If I dream nasty things about TK tonight, I'm going to wake up @MalJNew to help with the scarring.
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 01:13:03 AM from Twitter Web Client
Its not even worth my energy to waste time complaining about these trains
Shithole. All I do anymore is stand around and wait for trains. http://t.co/ifCdStg
I'm at Google New York (New York, NY) w/ 15 others http://4sq.com/McYJge