Really looking forward to margs tonight, you guys

Tuesday, July 10, 2012 05:33:41 PM from Twitter Web Client

There's an eyelash in my coffee. It's my own I hope.

Tuesday, July 10, 2012 04:24:20 PM from Twitter Web Client

"So what's the workaround?" Me: "The workaround is that she's been here since 2008 and should know better"

Tuesday, July 10, 2012 03:47:36 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm at Sophie's Cuban Cuisine (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/Mfo4pv

Tuesday, July 10, 2012 01:15:58 PM from foursquare

I don't want to work. i just want to hang out with everyone outdoors, dink some beers and have it be like 70 degrees and play frisbee

Tuesday, July 10, 2012 09:34:05 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'd bang me

Tuesday, July 10, 2012 08:06:14 AM from Twitter for Android

Caught two more smokes looking. Must be prime in prime shape today.

Tuesday, July 10, 2012 08:05:11 AM from Twitter for Android

Damn right I got a doubletake, sweetie. Caught ya. I'm fuckin hot today. Boss shades, prime shirt. Etc.

Tuesday, July 10, 2012 07:54:02 AM from Twitter for Android

HA. Found this Manor yearbook proof I did when I was hammered and in a bad mood. Good thing this did NOT go to print. http://t.co/JwQGig4

Tuesday, July 10, 2012 02:44:32 AM from Twitter Web Client

This fucking firewall shit is going to take all motherless night

Tuesday, July 10, 2012 01:13:02 AM from Twitter Web Client

Then I wonder why I got caught looking a year ago when this one visited last. Probably will get caught looking again.

Monday, July 09, 2012 11:29:27 AM from Twitter Web Client

I just ousted Tara C. as the mayor of GramercyOne on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/cl2EEH

Monday, July 09, 2012 09:01:08 AM from foursquare

Just looked at yesterday's tweets and noticed my auto correct changed vagrant to flagrant. Whoops

Sunday, July 08, 2012 08:45:58 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Queens Comfort (Astoria, NY) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/M836I6

Sunday, July 08, 2012 03:50:40 PM from foursquare

Can you ask a nurse to swaddle you?

Sunday, July 08, 2012 02:34:56 PM from Twitter for Android