Can't even take a shit without these RackSpace failure alerts hitting me up...

Monday, July 23, 2012 05:33:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

Yes! My dude is back!

Monday, July 23, 2012 08:10:41 AM from Twitter for Android

I will be very disappointed if the chill conductor dude who calls everyone tiger/boss/sport/ace is not back this week on my morning train

Monday, July 23, 2012 07:56:46 AM from Twitter for Android

Yes, I just ordered a Nexus 7. #googlefanboy Do I need it? No. Money to blow? Yes.

Monday, July 23, 2012 02:08:42 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Consuela http://bit.ly/OhFLVf

Monday, July 23, 2012 02:04:56 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

@VtotheFlo this is a bullshit statement. Everyone does it

Sunday, July 22, 2012 08:09:37 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus Christ the Yankees suck. Can't even beat a shit team in 4 games

Sunday, July 22, 2012 07:56:05 PM from Twitter for Android

My mom: "Your hair is getting long. Its messy. The girls put their hands through your hair, didn't they?"

Sunday, July 22, 2012 07:53:22 PM from Twitter for Android

Why is my mom listening to Christmas music right now?

Sunday, July 22, 2012 03:38:38 PM from Twitter for Android

Didn't tweet yesterday. Wonder why.

Sunday, July 22, 2012 01:21:15 PM from Twitter for Android

Some bro on this train "well can I at least roll a joint?"

Saturday, July 21, 2012 01:42:45 AM from Twitter for Android

This fuckin guy should get the death penalty for delaying 150 people on this train

Saturday, July 21, 2012 01:42:18 AM from Twitter for Android

This is some bullshit. Can I at least get a beer?

Saturday, July 21, 2012 01:41:39 AM from Twitter for Android

RT @MalJNew Bau

Saturday, July 21, 2012 01:36:20 AM from Twitter for Android

I say fuck that guy. Let him electrocute and run him over and move on

Saturday, July 21, 2012 01:34:47 AM from Twitter for Android