An old abandoned shed http://t.co/7hljr3Y
Grandpa's fly was down. I told him XYZ. He said "that's okay, you have to air it out sometimes"
There is no way in hell that these "CUM 94U" Jersey Plates are random. Some dude 100% requested those.
I just ousted @adrianamorris as the mayor of Admirals Quarters Restaurant on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/cRswFf
This hotel room is an absolute disaster. This will be fun to clean up
It riles them to believe that you perceive the web they weave and keep on thinking free
Out at dinner. Look at the view, bitches. http://t.co/v5l9sC2
I'm at Duff's On The Lake (Wildwood Crest, NJ) http://4sq.com/MGgKSF
I'd bang you, not you, definitely not you, maybe you and not you.
Saturday, June 16, 2012 05:02:10 PM from Twitter for Android
I wish I could look how I do now at 40
Saturday, June 16, 2012 04:54:48 PM from Twitter for Android
I just asked a shitfaced 65 yr old how old I look and he said 40. Jesus christ.
Saturday, June 16, 2012 04:54:18 PM from Twitter for Android
A little buzzed at the pool is ideal bastards
Saturday, June 16, 2012 04:51:36 PM from Twitter for Android
Here's why I'm a motherfuckin boss employee. I'm on vacation at the beach & the servers go down. & I notice faster than the fuckers on call
Saturday, June 16, 2012 04:49:10 PM from Twitter for Android
The girls in room 404 are sooo hot. They think they couldnt't be found but I found them #geekinternetjokes #letsbang
Saturday, June 16, 2012 03:46:49 PM from Twitter for Android
Oh shit. They don't follow me on here, do they?
Saturday, June 16, 2012 03:40:37 PM from Twitter for Android