Free food! Love when we have clients in and take their leftovers. Fuckin wagner thinks its the only thing that makes me smile. Cunt
PS - the UI team and Michelle need to get off my dick. The mobile apps can crash and burn. No more feedback from me.
This fucking hipster is wasting my compressed air can OCD dusting off his Macbook bullshit. Fuck Macs
Portfolioso: Clashing with UX and UI designers since 2006...
Niraj: "You and Chris... Filing that bullshit bug that delayed my release"
Average July temperature for Miami: 89. Average July temperature for NYC: 90. This is a bunch of bullshit. #isitwinteryet?
Would be nice if my FUCKING left eye stopped twitching for just 10 minutes out of the day
Just looking through the bug tracker. Nice to know a bug I opened my first week at work in 2010 is JUST getting fixed now, Jesus.
What other nationalities do I need to shout out to tonight? Where my Germans at?
If my black train conductor who calls me tiger isn't on the 8:02 and I get the British Indian woman instead, I'll be pissed
Idk why I just pointed out he's Asian. Should've just said sleeping dude... no ones offended right? We cool
This sleeping Asian better wake up before my stop because I don't feel like waking him up.
Pump the AC up in this bitch, bastards
Fuckin train is hot as sack...