Watching Taken. So boss. "Now's not the time for dick measuring, Stewart!"

Friday, July 06, 2012 11:53:13 PM from Twitter for Android

Really can't get beer down right now, you guys.

Friday, July 06, 2012 05:43:37 PM from Twitter Web Client

Foursquare is being useless again. Its down more than our app

Friday, July 06, 2012 01:40:15 PM from Twitter for Android

@pipeandcane yo

Friday, July 06, 2012 01:17:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

Yo it's gonna be 98 tomorrow? That's some fuckin bullshit

Friday, July 06, 2012 11:02:10 AM from Twitter Web Client

If you wear white pants and have a good ass, I'll probably want to bang you, even if you're a butterface

Friday, July 06, 2012 09:03:32 AM from Twitter Web Client

RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: Beautiful code is never work in production.

Friday, July 06, 2012 01:03:23 AM from Twitter Web Client

Director of Product Development just deaded me on GChat because I pretty much told her her idea was weak. She was like nope and signed off

Friday, July 06, 2012 01:02:28 AM from Twitter Web Client

If I have to sleep without AC there will be fucking problems

Thursday, July 05, 2012 09:16:36 PM from Twitter for Android

A mother fuckin blackout. This is some bullshit

Thursday, July 05, 2012 09:15:13 PM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: Stop Asking Me About Work When I Get Home http://t.co/som0zpL

Thursday, July 05, 2012 08:06:38 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Just ripped ass. iI think it smelled like Jameson

Thursday, July 05, 2012 05:21:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm working on a project to import my tweets from 2009 into my DB archive. I used to tweet like 29x per day. Now I don't as much

Thursday, July 05, 2012 04:43:19 PM from Twitter for Android

At the bar. My neon girl is dancing to Cold Hard Bitch. So pumped.

Thursday, July 05, 2012 04:34:23 PM from Twitter for Android

I think I'm getting a double chin. #sofat

Thursday, July 05, 2012 11:34:05 AM from Twitter Web Client