Watching Taken. So boss. "Now's not the time for dick measuring, Stewart!"
Really can't get beer down right now, you guys.
Foursquare is being useless again. Its down more than our app
Yo it's gonna be 98 tomorrow? That's some fuckin bullshit
If you wear white pants and have a good ass, I'll probably want to bang you, even if you're a butterface
RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: Beautiful code is never work in production.
Director of Product Development just deaded me on GChat because I pretty much told her her idea was weak. She was like nope and signed off
If I have to sleep without AC there will be fucking problems
Thursday, July 05, 2012 09:16:36 PM from Twitter for Android
A mother fuckin blackout. This is some bullshit
Thursday, July 05, 2012 09:15:13 PM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: Stop Asking Me About Work When I Get Home http://t.co/som0zpL
Thursday, July 05, 2012 08:06:38 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Just ripped ass. iI think it smelled like Jameson
I'm working on a project to import my tweets from 2009 into my DB archive. I used to tweet like 29x per day. Now I don't as much
Thursday, July 05, 2012 04:43:19 PM from Twitter for Android
At the bar. My neon girl is dancing to Cold Hard Bitch. So pumped.
Thursday, July 05, 2012 04:34:23 PM from Twitter for Android
I think I'm getting a double chin. #sofat