Jesus Christ the Yankees suck. Can't even beat a shit team in 4 games
My mom: "Your hair is getting long. Its messy. The girls put their hands through your hair, didn't they?"
Why is my mom listening to Christmas music right now?
Didn't tweet yesterday. Wonder why.
Some bro on this train "well can I at least roll a joint?"
Saturday, July 21, 2012 01:42:45 AM from Twitter for Android
This fuckin guy should get the death penalty for delaying 150 people on this train
Saturday, July 21, 2012 01:42:18 AM from Twitter for Android
This is some bullshit. Can I at least get a beer?
Saturday, July 21, 2012 01:41:39 AM from Twitter for Android
I say fuck that guy. Let him electrocute and run him over and move on
Saturday, July 21, 2012 01:34:47 AM from Twitter for Android
Welp. There's a guy walking on the tracks so they cut the power on this train
Saturday, July 21, 2012 01:34:26 AM from Twitter for Android
I'm at The Watering Hole (New York, NY) w/ 3 others http://4sq.com/PnVRhb
Like. I'm waiting for them to bust out the glock
Hanging out with a bunch of derelics . Guaranteed
"Her vagina has to smell like shit. Straight up stanky Hudson River" -Elise
If you shove your tits in my face, I'll hit the cup. Duh it makes me better