@MalJNew when the keg got shitty: "Joes did you break the beer"
Played a drinking game of Foosball with my boss. Loser chugs. Almost yacked on the spot. #FML
Our system: Threadbare tapestry unwinding slow
Screaming Trees Pandora Radio and a couple of beers are the only things keeping me from taking this hammer on my desk and breaking shit
Horseshirt http://t.co/IaIuc6W
Screaming Trees Radio on Pandora is absolutely KILLING it right now http://t.co/LMYQMkk
#pandora
New blog post: iPhone 5 Speculators Are Jackasses http://t.co/78JmMl2
Friday, August 03, 2012 09:12:27 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
I just reread all of my sexts with @Colithika for the past two weels and the convo is just the craziest. Made me so happy.
New blog post: If The Subway Turnstyle Swipe Reader Messes Up, I'm Jumping The Fuck Over It http://bit.ly/PGPTaQ
Friday, August 03, 2012 12:00:09 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: If You Stop On The Subway Stairs to Check Your Phone, You're a Cunt http://bit.ly/MmAqSt
Thursday, August 02, 2012 07:35:33 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
BOOBSPACE
Thursday, August 02, 2012 10:43:16 AM from Twitter Web Client
@Colithika And let me get some
Thursday, August 02, 2012 08:35:31 AM from Twitter Web Client
@Colithika Bro what the fuck are you smoking
Thursday, August 02, 2012 08:35:15 AM from Twitter Web Client
"We're watching emotional music videos. I'd give you my virginity, but that's long gone" bahahahah
Wednesday, August 01, 2012 11:57:44 PM from Twitter for Android
It's a bunch of bullshit that HBO GO isn't available for Android 4.1 yet. HBO: Y U NO update your shit
Wednesday, August 01, 2012 10:33:46 PM from Twitter for Android