New blog post: Danny is a Crazy Fuck http://t.co/Vlgcf5Q

Sunday, August 05, 2012 08:47:31 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

I just thought 2008 was two years ago. Fuckin A I'm getting old

Sunday, August 05, 2012 08:32:36 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: The Fahrenheit Scale Is Dumb as Shit http://bit.ly/OJG0dQ

Sunday, August 05, 2012 04:59:16 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

New blog post: About Fuckin Time New York City Has a Rock Station Again http://t.co/tc1HjV6

Sunday, August 05, 2012 04:21:03 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

@ky9 101.9

In reply to @ky9's tweet

Sunday, August 05, 2012 01:32:50 PM from Twitter for Android

NY has a rock station again! Yay. Now I have some driving music.

Sunday, August 05, 2012 01:27:31 PM from Twitter for Android

Boobs

Sunday, August 05, 2012 12:19:41 PM from Twitter for Android

I just dropped half a baby cow at Maresca's. Might not be welcome back

Sunday, August 05, 2012 09:25:22 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm at karaoke watching two of the drunkest, whitest girls rap biggie's gimmie the loot. hAHa

Sunday, August 05, 2012 01:28:39 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Farrells Sports Bar (Wantagh, NY) http://4sq.com/MG9ush

Sunday, August 05, 2012 12:12:35 AM from foursquare

"So how many times do you think a Volvo dealership was vandalized to say vulva?" This guy's killing me

Saturday, August 04, 2012 11:54:29 PM from Twitter for Android

Pretty sure there's a murder about to take place at "Express Convenience Shop" in Huntington

Saturday, August 04, 2012 11:45:45 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at The Paramount (Huntington, NY) w/ 12 others http://4sq.com/QrSGsP

Saturday, August 04, 2012 08:17:00 PM from foursquare

I'm stuffing my fat face with veil parmigiana and fried calamari. Nom

Saturday, August 04, 2012 07:02:30 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Porto Fino (Huntington, NY) http://4sq.com/OzYm0x

Saturday, August 04, 2012 06:42:32 PM from foursquare