I don't want to work. i just want to hang out with everyone outdoors, dink some beers and have it be like 70 degrees and play frisbee
I'd bang me
Caught two more smokes looking. Must be prime in prime shape today.
Damn right I got a doubletake, sweetie. Caught ya. I'm fuckin hot today. Boss shades, prime shirt. Etc.
HA. Found this Manor yearbook proof I did when I was hammered and in a bad mood. Good thing this did NOT go to print. http://t.co/JwQGig4
This fucking firewall shit is going to take all motherless night
Then I wonder why I got caught looking a year ago when this one visited last. Probably will get caught looking again.
I just ousted Tara C. as the mayor of GramercyOne on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/cl2EEH
Just looked at yesterday's tweets and noticed my auto correct changed vagrant to flagrant. Whoops
I'm at Queens Comfort (Astoria, NY) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/M836I6
Can you ask a nurse to swaddle you?
How a dude should not die: falling off a building singing Jessica Simpson
B-I-G.. P-O, P-P-A , no info for the D-E A. Federal agents mad cause I'm flagrant. (took me like 5 mins to type this tweet bc I'm hammered)
I have a soft spot for ace of bass. But not my dick
Wait. I lied. Its not a gay bar. Just a gay party. All the rainbows confused me