I don't want to work. i just want to hang out with everyone outdoors, dink some beers and have it be like 70 degrees and play frisbee

Tuesday, July 10, 2012 09:34:05 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'd bang me

Tuesday, July 10, 2012 08:06:14 AM from Twitter for Android

Caught two more smokes looking. Must be prime in prime shape today.

Tuesday, July 10, 2012 08:05:11 AM from Twitter for Android

Damn right I got a doubletake, sweetie. Caught ya. I'm fuckin hot today. Boss shades, prime shirt. Etc.

Tuesday, July 10, 2012 07:54:02 AM from Twitter for Android

HA. Found this Manor yearbook proof I did when I was hammered and in a bad mood. Good thing this did NOT go to print. http://t.co/JwQGig4

Tuesday, July 10, 2012 02:44:32 AM from Twitter Web Client

This fucking firewall shit is going to take all motherless night

Tuesday, July 10, 2012 01:13:02 AM from Twitter Web Client

Then I wonder why I got caught looking a year ago when this one visited last. Probably will get caught looking again.

Monday, July 09, 2012 11:29:27 AM from Twitter Web Client

I just ousted Tara C. as the mayor of GramercyOne on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/cl2EEH

Monday, July 09, 2012 09:01:08 AM from foursquare

Just looked at yesterday's tweets and noticed my auto correct changed vagrant to flagrant. Whoops

Sunday, July 08, 2012 08:45:58 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Queens Comfort (Astoria, NY) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/M836I6

Sunday, July 08, 2012 03:50:40 PM from foursquare

Can you ask a nurse to swaddle you?

Sunday, July 08, 2012 02:34:56 PM from Twitter for Android

How a dude should not die: falling off a building singing Jessica Simpson

Sunday, July 08, 2012 12:50:57 PM from Twitter for Android

B-I-G.. P-O, P-P-A , no info for the D-E A. Federal agents mad cause I'm flagrant. (took me like 5 mins to type this tweet bc I'm hammered)

Sunday, July 08, 2012 01:36:03 AM from Twitter for Android

I have a soft spot for ace of bass. But not my dick

Sunday, July 08, 2012 12:42:00 AM from Twitter for Android

Wait. I lied. Its not a gay bar. Just a gay party. All the rainbows confused me

Sunday, July 08, 2012 12:36:15 AM from Twitter for Android