Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Track 42? That even exists? Fuckin like.. .west bumblefuck in grand central

I don't understand why hipsters have iPhones.Too mainstream

Overheard on the street: "My big kitty book is SOOOO much better than Ashley's beaver?"

bunch of pussies here with their lactose intolerance and peanut allergies. be a man and eat fuckin whatever

@MalJNew QA team is protesting and working through the meeting. Also, I get free food which is one of the only things that makes me smile

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

@VtotheFlo no you clearly don't understand SQL... I'll explain layer

I know the mirror server has low disk space you fuckin shitpile. Stop texting me about it at 1:30 AM

"So did you have a bad day at work today?" "What day at work?"

I need to stop kicking black people's shoes on the subway. This is the third time I got yelled at. In Bridgeport, I'd get shot

Can I go home now?

Pretty sure my train has a flat tire. Its making me shake like I have Parkinson's and I can't read my phone. I'm also nauseous.

Oh man.. I'm just fuckin breaking balls right now. So fired

But I had a few beers, so I should totally send it! DUH