I just ousted Tara C. as the mayor of GramercyOne on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/cl2EEH
Andyes, that's andre. Its $5 and the last time I touched it was 09 when we sprayed it all over the swamp when the yanks won the world series
Sunday, August 12, 2012 12:23:11 PM from Twitter for Android
Shit guys. Gatorpagne is actually not bad tasting
Sunday, August 12, 2012 12:22:47 PM from Twitter for Android
My piss smells like a gin bucket
Sunday, August 12, 2012 11:35:43 AM from Twitter for Android
Hungover as fuck
Sunday, August 12, 2012 11:25:02 AM from Twitter for Android
Ali is here! the Baghdad dentist dude whos like 34 and graduated in 2010
Sunday, August 12, 2012 12:57:43 AM from Twitter for Android
Tell this joker to play some biggie
Sunday, August 12, 2012 12:56:54 AM from Twitter for Android
HOLD THE PHONE... the grape doesn't have a fucking trough anymore to piss in? There are urinals now? They've gone soft.
Saturday, August 11, 2012 11:33:32 PM from Twitter for Android
@__JLu get the fuck out if here. I'm at the shack
Saturday, August 11, 2012 08:54:19 PM from Twitter for Android
Haliskoe: "Good news. In the state of Connecticut, its not considered drunk driving if your OnStar is sober"
Saturday, August 11, 2012 05:59:37 PM from Twitter for Android
Joe.... well as long as you black out well....
Saturday, August 11, 2012 12:59:14 AM from Twitter for Android
I don't know why this fuckin garlic smelly motherfucker has to come sit up my ass in a two seater when there's an empty seat across from me
Friday, August 10, 2012 08:05:15 AM from Twitter for Android
These fools would be dead in the water without me. I can do anything I want. #runthisbitch
12:50AM Time for be.... Wait. I have to do server maintenance. API keys don't change themselves, you guys