This bartender is turning all my hot coworkers into leabians

Friday, August 03, 2012 07:47:58 PM from Twitter for Android

Welp, he went for a smoke and came back and its absolutely him

Friday, August 03, 2012 07:41:32 PM from Twitter for Android

This Mexican next to me at the bar smells like shit ass

Friday, August 03, 2012 07:38:06 PM from Twitter for Android

"I prefer to call this place "Dakota Bar" and I pronounce it in a Chilean accent...." @ Dakota Roadhouse: http://4sq.com/N4eDgA #foursquare

Friday, August 03, 2012 07:31:24 PM from foursquare

I'm at Dakota Roadhouse (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/QAq42P

Friday, August 03, 2012 07:30:07 PM from foursquare

Yes, this is what I send the Chief Operating Officer on a Friday at 6:45. #irunthisbitch http://t.co/T0fGHwG

Friday, August 03, 2012 06:42:05 PM from Twitter Web Client

Yes, this is what I send the Chief Operating Officer on a Friday at 6:45. #irunthisbitch http://t.co/7TcWyO1

Friday, August 03, 2012 06:40:47 PM from Twitter Web Client

And by this bitch, I mean the cunt VP of support

Friday, August 03, 2012 06:25:52 PM from Twitter Web Client

I don't think you understand what just happened. My boss just beat me in a drinking game and almost just made me puke all over this bitch.

Friday, August 03, 2012 06:25:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

@MalJNew when the keg got shitty: "Joes did you break the beer"

Friday, August 03, 2012 06:23:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

Played a drinking game of Foosball with my boss. Loser chugs. Almost yacked on the spot. #FML

Friday, August 03, 2012 06:16:48 PM from Twitter Web Client

Our system: Threadbare tapestry unwinding slow

Friday, August 03, 2012 04:53:22 PM from Twitter Web Client

Screaming Trees Pandora Radio and a couple of beers are the only things keeping me from taking this hammer on my desk and breaking shit

Friday, August 03, 2012 04:41:55 PM from Twitter Web Client

Horseshirt http://t.co/IaIuc6W

Friday, August 03, 2012 02:45:34 PM from Instagram

Screaming Trees Radio on Pandora is absolutely KILLING it right now http://t.co/LMYQMkk
#pandora

Friday, August 03, 2012 01:46:09 PM from Pandora