Then they wonder why I won't vote for these two assholes in November http://t.co/V7242HL

Thursday, July 19, 2012 02:33:40 AM from Twitter Web Client

Just got this email from the COO: "Make Sure you block your calendars for Thursday, August XX. We'll be going drinking somewhere."

Wednesday, July 18, 2012 03:28:56 PM from Twitter Web Client

@Colithika Dude, y u struggle so much. I remember catching mewtwo in March 1999. Had 1/4 HP and was frozen. Then I used 2 Ultra Balls

In reply to @Colithika's tweet

Wednesday, July 18, 2012 02:22:46 AM from Twitter Web Client

Just made up my mind. I'm gonna get hammered and go to a foo fighters show. Start touring in NYC again bitches

Wednesday, July 18, 2012 01:31:12 AM from Twitter Web Client

Its too fucking hot for any of this bullshit. Summer needs to end immediately

Tuesday, July 17, 2012 07:13:59 PM from Twitter for Android

Free food! Love when we have clients in and take their leftovers. Fuckin wagner thinks its the only thing that makes me smile. Cunt

Tuesday, July 17, 2012 02:38:53 PM from Twitter Web Client

So legit: http://t.co/jGNShRG

Tuesday, July 17, 2012 11:27:46 AM from Twitter Web Client

PS - the UI team and Michelle need to get off my dick. The mobile apps can crash and burn. No more feedback from me.

Tuesday, July 17, 2012 10:34:00 AM from Twitter Web Client

This fucking hipster is wasting my compressed air can OCD dusting off his Macbook bullshit. Fuck Macs

Tuesday, July 17, 2012 10:22:49 AM from Twitter Web Client

Portfolioso: Clashing with UX and UI designers since 2006...

Tuesday, July 17, 2012 10:18:11 AM from Twitter Web Client

Niraj: "You and Chris... Filing that bullshit bug that delayed my release"

Tuesday, July 17, 2012 09:20:27 AM from Twitter Web Client

Average July temperature for Miami: 89. Average July temperature for NYC: 90. This is a bunch of bullshit. #isitwinteryet?

Tuesday, July 17, 2012 09:03:52 AM from Twitter Web Client

Would be nice if my FUCKING left eye stopped twitching for just 10 minutes out of the day

Tuesday, July 17, 2012 02:16:36 AM from Twitter Web Client

Just looking through the bug tracker. Nice to know a bug I opened my first week at work in 2010 is JUST getting fixed now, Jesus.

Tuesday, July 17, 2012 01:17:18 AM from Twitter Web Client

What other nationalities do I need to shout out to tonight? Where my Germans at?

Monday, July 16, 2012 10:29:27 PM from Twitter for Android