Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

@ some joker i refuse to call out: you need a dick. Stop complaining. Get out of my feed

Me and @tomwcleary almost had to do the nakey dance. Almost shut out in beer pong. Worst game if my life.

It would be my luck to lose in double OT in beer pong. This is bs

spread eagle pushups

TC: the world is my Royster

@VtotheFlo Get a license, drive and stop complaining

Snippet to echo "yyyy-mm-dd_hh:mm" in the command line: echo %date:~-4,4%-%date:~-10,2%-%date:~-7,2%_%time:~0,2%:%time:~3,2%

waiting for the code to compile and for the app server to defragment. I should go play ping pong or fooseball

Dudes like my boy Barry that calls everyone slugger, tiger and junior are one of the reasons I don't altogether lose it on the MTA

BAHAHAHAHA. Bill Blum emailed me in July and I missed it because it was my old account I never check,

Thank you sore throat for making me miss dev drinks. The programmers are worried about me because I ditched them for drinks the past 4 times

Delayed for the THIRD time in two days. Fucking MTA

Mother to her loud kid on the train: "Shh. No one wants to hear you" fantastic!

I'm also a fatass

It's bullshit McDonalds Breakfasts end at 10:30AM. Derick just brough in an egg sandwich and it smells amazing and now I can't get breakfast