@Colithika this sir is karma for making fun of my ways
Monday, August 20, 2012 11:32:58 PM from Twitter for Android
@Colithika Hey. you're crazy bitch but ya fuck so good i'm on top of it
Poppin mad Zinc tablets
Alexey does not seem impressed with my log archive script. I am offended, considering it does exactly what we need and more, perfectly
RT @H9RBSjs: When bashing Apple supporters, avoid the politically incorrect term "fanboy". Instead, use the gender-neutral "imbecile".
Pretty sure that everyone on this platform is like 6'3" and taller. I feel like a circus act
Monday, August 20, 2012 08:00:39 AM from Twitter for Android
RT @Colithika: i am a delicious man ;D
Monday, August 20, 2012 07:38:53 AM from Twitter for Android
Jackie's chili was delicious but Jesus Christ, I'm ripping some putrid ass nonstop #tmi?
Monday, August 20, 2012 12:42:34 AM from Twitter for Android
My grandma: "Imagine marrying a black guy with that big black sausage?"
Sunday, August 19, 2012 08:04:05 PM from Twitter for Android
Welp. @Onethirdof3x5 has ripped ass boxers just like me. Must be lessards fault.
Sunday, August 19, 2012 02:09:15 AM from Twitter for Android
@tomwcleary @keith_connors @smstemp clearly you fuckin asshole. Bring me boxers that actually cover my ass
Sunday, August 19, 2012 01:45:48 AM from Twitter for Android
Well. I'm pretty sure clearys got a full view of my ass. Considering lessard ripped my boxers in two
Sunday, August 19, 2012 01:40:31 AM from Twitter for Android
Keith: Joe tweeted about these cookies. I saw it @portfolioso I'd go gay for these cookies
Saturday, August 18, 2012 11:39:46 PM from Twitter for Android
Sacred heart vs fairfield baseball sons
Saturday, August 18, 2012 11:36:35 PM from Twitter for Android
Me: "We're watching Alf later, right?" Keith: "Oh yeah!"
Saturday, August 18, 2012 11:27:26 PM from Twitter for Android