Didn't tweet yesterday. Wonder why.
Some bro on this train "well can I at least roll a joint?"
Saturday, July 21, 2012 01:42:45 AM from Twitter for Android
This fuckin guy should get the death penalty for delaying 150 people on this train
Saturday, July 21, 2012 01:42:18 AM from Twitter for Android
This is some bullshit. Can I at least get a beer?
Saturday, July 21, 2012 01:41:39 AM from Twitter for Android
I say fuck that guy. Let him electrocute and run him over and move on
Saturday, July 21, 2012 01:34:47 AM from Twitter for Android
Welp. There's a guy walking on the tracks so they cut the power on this train
Saturday, July 21, 2012 01:34:26 AM from Twitter for Android
I'm at The Watering Hole (New York, NY) w/ 3 others http://4sq.com/PnVRhb
Like. I'm waiting for them to bust out the glock
Hanging out with a bunch of derelics . Guaranteed
"Her vagina has to smell like shit. Straight up stanky Hudson River" -Elise
If you shove your tits in my face, I'll hit the cup. Duh it makes me better
I'm at Down the Hatch (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/O3GmNQ
Fucking hate Verizon Wireless: http://t.co/vQoSWyb
Absolutely LOVE it how Christina sends me this video every time it rains outside: http://t.co/UweFwqg