Really lookin forward to top shelf margs, you guys

Thursday, July 26, 2012 07:30:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Oh shit. Lennon just requested to follow me on Twitter. Better not look through my old tweets....

Thursday, July 26, 2012 10:46:30 AM from Twitter Web Client

@MalJNew What a b. Also, learn that pickles are cucumbers. And stop knocking over G&Ts at the bar

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Thursday, July 26, 2012 09:45:35 AM from Twitter Web Client

Good morning, all tickets please! Thank you... thank you and you. Thank you, Ace. Thanks, sport. Thank you... Sonny. Thank you three.

Thursday, July 26, 2012 08:18:54 AM from Twitter for Android

Night tweeple :-)

Thursday, July 26, 2012 01:39:53 AM from Twitter for Android

Nexus 7 tablet is legit. Was angle to tether it to my phone. Yay

Thursday, July 26, 2012 12:49:22 AM from Twitter for Android

Some dumbass thought the Tuckahoe station was called "Cockamo..." idiot.

Wednesday, July 25, 2012 11:43:28 PM from Twitter for Android

Look how dark it is at 8:30. The summer is half gone. As the mover would say...

Wednesday, July 25, 2012 08:36:50 PM from Twitter for Android

My boy sean is at barfly. Haven't seen the dude since hamachi closed.

Wednesday, July 25, 2012 07:51:43 PM from Twitter for Android

My porn name would be Winky Pickle

Wednesday, July 25, 2012 07:08:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuckin A. I'm gonna be drinking from now until Sunday

Wednesday, July 25, 2012 04:56:49 PM from Twitter Web Client

"We are all drunk on doucheahol. Put that on your bingo card and smoke it" - Christina

Wednesday, July 25, 2012 04:12:39 PM from Twitter Web Client

I need to stop confusing all the new hires who have a bit more melanin. FML, I made an ASS out of myself

Wednesday, July 25, 2012 01:57:05 PM from Twitter Web Client

Gio's Skype icon is the absolute shit http://t.co/IgzGMju

Wednesday, July 25, 2012 10:53:24 AM from Twitter Web Client

Derick: "Yo this fuckin coffee tastes like ass"

Wednesday, July 25, 2012 09:25:32 AM from Twitter Web Client