Have I mentioned that jelly bean makes ice cream sandwich look like ass?

Tuesday, August 28, 2012 11:28:43 PM from Twitter for Android

Can't wait for the fall: cold weather, Boardwalk Empire, Dexter, Dr. Drew.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012 11:28:17 PM from Twitter for Android

Welp @verizonwireless can suck it for not pushing the upgrade because I have it and they can enjoyyyyy and release it next yr for all I care

Tuesday, August 28, 2012 10:54:52 PM from Twitter for Android

Upgrading to Jelly bean was the best thing ever. Android is so polished now. Why didn't I do this sooner?

Tuesday, August 28, 2012 09:36:12 PM from Twitter for Android

Han enough of Ice Cream Sandwich. Flashing Jellybean tonight

Tuesday, August 28, 2012 06:21:53 PM from Twitter Web Client

This movie Contagion is boring the shit out of me. I like the idea of it, but it's just boring.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012 02:06:14 PM from Twitter Web Client

Alexey just said I needed a raise so I could get some medication... Yeah.

Monday, August 27, 2012 10:07:54 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fuckin sickly motherfucker. My sore throat from last week is back.

Monday, August 27, 2012 09:56:25 PM from Twitter Web Client

RT @kevinrose: Men's bathroom at Google Android @ Google Android Camp http://t.co/iOqgdW9r

Monday, August 27, 2012 03:54:26 PM from Twitter Web Client

@VtotheFlo and this applies to you how?

In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet

Sunday, August 26, 2012 10:57:31 PM from Twitter for Android

I am obsessed with TJ! http://t.co/Kve7NPc

Sunday, August 26, 2012 08:20:35 PM from Instagram

I'm a cray

Sunday, August 26, 2012 12:58:12 PM from Twitter for Android

Oh my...it gets even better. I was wearing a zebra striped headband with a pink bow during the hot dog thingy

Sunday, August 26, 2012 05:39:27 AM from Twitter for Android

My girl is cool with it so enjoyyyyt

Saturday, August 25, 2012 09:24:06 PM from Twitter for Android

There is a pic of me lady and the tramping a gay with a hot dog. Uhhhh. Yeah its fine

Saturday, August 25, 2012 09:23:43 PM from Twitter for Android