When I drink, my twitter is out of control
@Colithika u can't have her nigs
Saturday, July 28, 2012 06:57:07 PM from Twitter for Android
@Colithika daniel. I. Borderline hammered and my bartender is coo.but.like. I'm banging someone else so wtf tellbhe r to gtfo
Saturday, July 28, 2012 06:51:13 PM from Twitter for Android
Vodka sprite?
Saturday, July 28, 2012 06:48:56 PM from Twitter for Android
Yuri is my boy
Saturday, July 28, 2012 06:41:37 PM from Twitter for Android
Welp. You're gonna do that and smoke? Die at like 40. What are ya gonna do. I'll be free again
Saturday, July 28, 2012 05:43:29 PM from Twitter for Android
Fuckin . Why smoke cigs joker. Shit won't get you anywhere crept lung cancer. Smoke a blunt bitches.
Saturday, July 28, 2012 04:09:05 PM from Twitter for Android
Yeah. Keep smoking asshole. I will get over it you'll be drunk and suck it so hard
Saturday, July 28, 2012 04:01:55 PM from Twitter for Android
TK your herpes added cat can suck your dick
Saturday, July 28, 2012 02:47:26 PM from Twitter for Android
Oh and the servers going down when I'm shitfaced at brunch is nit ideal
Saturday, July 28, 2012 02:23:03 PM from Twitter for Android
Kristen is Hermionie Granger, with the exception that she's dumb as fuck
Saturday, July 28, 2012 02:22:34 PM from Twitter for Android
Officer I swear I'm nit drunk. I can say the alcohol backwards
Saturday, July 28, 2012 12:04:38 AM from Twitter for Android
Everyone is giving me shit for my long unkempt hair. I think my hair is longer than Christina's
Christina: "this sucks everything sucks fuck everything with fire"
Dakota bar. Playing 90s grunge. Fuckin. I'm gonna sing with Christina