Yo. Stripes

Thursday, August 30, 2012 04:01:33 PM from Twitter for Android

I do. Blow me. http://instagr.am/p/O9vvOUJBRy/

Thursday, August 30, 2012 03:58:35 PM from Instagram

This guy on sax pulls in mad pussy

Thursday, August 30, 2012 03:15:33 PM from Twitter for Android

This guys got a stack of hundos in his pocket. What a G

Thursday, August 30, 2012 02:36:54 PM from Twitter for Android

Maresc is currently out drinking me. This is bullshit

Thursday, August 30, 2012 02:04:03 PM from Twitter for Android

James' dad: If you remember the 60s or 70s, you had no fun

Thursday, August 30, 2012 02:02:01 PM from Twitter for Android

my boss also required me to have a beer to calm my ass

Wednesday, August 29, 2012 08:07:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Nothing like pounding 3 beers in 20 minutes, then having the CEO talk to me about the release #FML

Wednesday, August 29, 2012 08:01:03 PM from Twitter Web Client

"Is it by design that..." "It's by design to shut the fuck up and stop talking to me bitch"

Wednesday, August 29, 2012 04:53:55 PM from Twitter Web Client

Tony is the shit. Just take a look at changeset 23143... http://t.co/Brfyl58

Wednesday, August 29, 2012 04:14:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

Actual Natalia quote: "It call Facebook because is like a book" @DEVOPS_BORAT

Wednesday, August 29, 2012 02:01:58 PM from Twitter Web Client

Korean food is delicious and these fuckers went without me and now I smell it ;)

Wednesday, August 29, 2012 01:54:26 PM from Twitter Web Client

Yeah there's no failover. I can't really see it failing though

Wednesday, August 29, 2012 01:26:40 PM from Twitter Web Client

#jellybean > #ICS

Wednesday, August 29, 2012 11:50:51 AM from Twitter Web Client

aaaaaaaaand.... I almost bricked my phone

Wednesday, August 29, 2012 01:48:04 AM from Twitter Web Client