Who's the dick who put this Apple sticker on my Nexus 7? Pure hypocrisy! http://t.co/oY8eFem
Who's the dick that burned the popcorn. Now my clothes are going to smell like shit
Am I the only person who really couldn't give two shits about the Olympics?
On a roll, sons
SQL lips sink ships
@MalJNew Probably because I have been coming in early, so you're obviously avoiding me
VP 1 emails me a ridiculous request. I ignore it. CCs VP 2. I answer them both and decline the request. #winning #irunthisbitch
@dannyrob88 Google the translation asshole. Dope Sublime lyrics. I was responding to your 16 year tweet
@dannyrob88 Me gusta mi reggae. Me gusta punk rock pero la cosa que me gusta mas es panochita
Me to my boss: "Well, there are two ways to restart IIS. The right way, and the way we do it" #soghettoaroundhere
I mean, my weekend was wild as fuck, but at least I didn't wake up with shit on my chest @DadBoner
Really shitty Monday. I feel like crap and need to investigate why our servers were more fucked up than I was on Saturday
Mid July bender? I think I blew through $800 cash since the 20th... What are ya gonna do?
My eye stopped twitching all weekend but now it's going nuts again. This is some bullshit
@scoopANDslam ICS is actually excellent. Motorola ruined it with MotoBlur