Welp. Elise almost but my right nipple off, asshole. So she should get me a free fuckin hot dog

Saturday, August 25, 2012 08:49:12 PM from Twitter for Android

Is it mean if I flirt with gays and let them know I'm not into it. Like. The penis is gross but they're cool so we chill & its cool right ?

Saturday, August 25, 2012 08:14:48 PM from Twitter for Android

My fav brogrammer showed up!

Saturday, August 25, 2012 05:02:10 PM from Twitter for Android

@kerbear88 @kellyomealia I've got a metro north conductor that calls everyone tiger, junior, champ, sport etc

In reply to @kerbear88's tweet

Saturday, August 25, 2012 05:00:27 PM from Twitter for Android

Seal = broken

Saturday, August 25, 2012 04:25:51 PM from Twitter for Android

Gio: "Tell joe to eat my ass. I hope he gets hepatitis"

Saturday, August 25, 2012 03:37:34 PM from Twitter for Android

I apologize in advance for my drunken blackout tweets later

Saturday, August 25, 2012 02:17:19 PM from Twitter for Android

Really lookin forward to brunch today, you guys. @MalJNew @TaraCasanova @LennonImagine @mollycsouthern

Saturday, August 25, 2012 11:46:25 AM from Twitter for Android

Ohhhh. My feet are black. This may be a first

Friday, August 24, 2012 11:21:35 PM from Twitter for Android

Matchbox twenty is my jam

Friday, August 24, 2012 11:14:27 PM from Twitter for Android

On a 36-48 hour bender. En-fuckin-joyyyyyyyy

Friday, August 24, 2012 11:13:05 PM from Twitter for Android

Skinny jeans and no shirt... I feel like I'm robert plant in 1970.

Friday, August 24, 2012 10:51:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Might pounce you right now. Haaaaa

Friday, August 24, 2012 09:42:46 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm gonna start doin this power hour every night to train himself

Friday, August 24, 2012 09:37:49 PM from Twitter for Android

I am embarrassed at how out of practice I am at the power hour. Fuck I'm old

Friday, August 24, 2012 09:31:25 PM from Twitter for Android