The lines in this bitch ass McDonald's are longer than my dick
Monday, August 06, 2012 10:38:32 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: Don't understand why some folks hate the gays. They're great at all kindsa things, like friendship, olympic sports, advice ...
Monday, August 06, 2012 09:46:33 PM from Twitter for Android
The mother fuckin Consuela in this office needs to stop taking my cups off my desk. They are MINE. Not dirty. Now they're missing
Redis is being cuntish
"Non blocking connect for SYNC fired the event." can go fuck itself in the ass and bleed
V as in.. Not the second letter, B
Wikipedia is down?
Google Now makes stupid assed assumptions. Just bc I search for a place on maps doesn't mean it should show a card with traffic as a commute
Monday, August 06, 2012 12:19:01 AM from Twitter for Android
@kellyomealia actually, the second one is a pretty sweet pic too. Artsy
Sunday, August 05, 2012 09:02:32 PM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: Danny is a Crazy Fuck http://t.co/Vlgcf5Q
Sunday, August 05, 2012 08:47:31 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
I just thought 2008 was two years ago. Fuckin A I'm getting old
New blog post: The Fahrenheit Scale Is Dumb as Shit http://bit.ly/OJG0dQ
Sunday, August 05, 2012 04:59:16 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: About Fuckin Time New York City Has a Rock Station Again http://t.co/tc1HjV6
Sunday, August 05, 2012 04:21:03 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
NY has a rock station again! Yay. Now I have some driving music.
Sunday, August 05, 2012 01:27:31 PM from Twitter for Android