To the gentleman who shoved me out of the way at the train station instead of saying excuse me... how about I shove you in front of a train?

Wednesday, July 25, 2012 08:01:16 AM from Twitter for Android

Got my dope jams playlist ready for the ride to AC

Tuesday, July 24, 2012 08:20:48 AM from Twitter for Android

PS - php kicked my ass tonight. Took me way too long to do the simplest bullshit, and it's still horse shit code. This is why I'm not a dev

Tuesday, July 24, 2012 12:11:27 AM from Twitter Web Client

I think I'm a cray. I must officially be a cray. And to think it wouldn't mess with me

Tuesday, July 24, 2012 12:11:01 AM from Twitter Web Client

Looking for Euthanasia? Just go to Bridgeport. You'll most likely get shot!

Monday, July 23, 2012 11:54:02 PM from Twitter Web Client

Hey look. Now you can see my tweets on a certain day in the past: http://t.co/uqTXqmT (don't make fun of the ghetto datepicker, IDK JS)

Monday, July 23, 2012 11:50:10 PM from Twitter Web Client

@tomwcleary Bridgeport drinking game: Take a shot whenever there's a homicide. Will mess you up...

In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet

Monday, July 23, 2012 05:48:07 PM from Twitter Web Client

Can't even take a shit without these RackSpace failure alerts hitting me up...

Monday, July 23, 2012 05:33:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

Yes! My dude is back!

Monday, July 23, 2012 08:10:41 AM from Twitter for Android

I will be very disappointed if the chill conductor dude who calls everyone tiger/boss/sport/ace is not back this week on my morning train

Monday, July 23, 2012 07:56:46 AM from Twitter for Android

Yes, I just ordered a Nexus 7. #googlefanboy Do I need it? No. Money to blow? Yes.

Monday, July 23, 2012 02:08:42 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Consuela http://bit.ly/OhFLVf

Monday, July 23, 2012 02:04:56 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

@VtotheFlo this is a bullshit statement. Everyone does it

In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet

Sunday, July 22, 2012 08:09:37 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus Christ the Yankees suck. Can't even beat a shit team in 4 games

Sunday, July 22, 2012 07:56:05 PM from Twitter for Android

My mom: "Your hair is getting long. Its messy. The girls put their hands through your hair, didn't they?"

Sunday, July 22, 2012 07:53:22 PM from Twitter for Android