Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Just walked by 257. I don't think you understand how much FUCKING better that old office was.

Oh I don't bring people home... when people are around. Haaaaaaa

Its amazing how a little alcohol and other awesomeness takes me from grumpy and cray to calm and awesome

I love batch scripts, but Jesus Christ, Alexey - there are no specs for this. How am I supposed o figure out your mind

Really looking forward to @DadBoner's "Really looking forward to the weekend, you guys" tweet, you guys

@kellyomealia Yeah the A and C probably suck worse.

New blog post: The 4/5 Lexington Avenue Line Runs Like Dick http://bit.ly/O3HVMO

New blog post: This is Why TC Is My Boy http://bit.ly/NFuHDb

@VtotheFlo Do whatever you want. I'm just ranting as per ususal

If @VtotheFlo tweets about #FNO one more time, something I couldn't give a fuck about, I'm unfollowing her.

This is bullshit. We're going to have a warm fall? Fuck that noise. Bring on cold weather: http://www.weather.com/news/weather-forecast/wsi-fall-temperature-outlook-20120820

Haaa. This Indian dude from Microsoft just said that our SQL cluster was being a beeyotch. That's amazing

Today, I learned the literal definition of clusterfuck. The cluster is essentially fucked.

Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit drinking

When [Insert ant VP here] hears about this, the shit's gonna hit the fan