New blog post: If The Subway Turnstyle Swipe Reader Messes Up, I'm Jumping The Fuck Over It http://bit.ly/PGPTaQ
Friday, August 03, 2012 12:00:09 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: If You Stop On The Subway Stairs to Check Your Phone, You're a Cunt http://bit.ly/MmAqSt
Thursday, August 02, 2012 07:35:33 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
BOOBSPACE
Thursday, August 02, 2012 10:43:16 AM from Twitter Web Client
@Colithika And let me get some
Thursday, August 02, 2012 08:35:31 AM from Twitter Web Client
@Colithika Bro what the fuck are you smoking
Thursday, August 02, 2012 08:35:15 AM from Twitter Web Client
"We're watching emotional music videos. I'd give you my virginity, but that's long gone" bahahahah
Wednesday, August 01, 2012 11:57:44 PM from Twitter for Android
It's a bunch of bullshit that HBO GO isn't available for Android 4.1 yet. HBO: Y U NO update your shit
Wednesday, August 01, 2012 10:33:46 PM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: Is this Bullshit Summer Over Yet? Summer in NYC Blows http://t.co/Ugr3O1Z
Wednesday, August 01, 2012 10:29:01 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Why is this new marketing manager like 7 feet tall? Also, if she's mean to Molly, I will injure her
Wednesday, August 01, 2012 12:47:15 PM from Twitter Web Client
Does anyone have a fucking xanax?
Wednesday, August 01, 2012 11:57:49 AM from Twitter for Android
Now both my fucking eyelids twitch. Fuck my life so hard I'm calling out sick for a week
Wednesday, August 01, 2012 11:54:33 AM from Twitter for Android
I need to get out of here
Wednesday, August 01, 2012 11:53:25 AM from Twitter for Android
All I do all day is talk on the phone with RackSpace. This is all bullshit.
Wednesday, August 01, 2012 11:52:12 AM from Twitter for Android
7zip has horse shit, poorly documented command line parameters
Wednesday, August 01, 2012 10:20:02 AM from Twitter Web Client
Khodaja: "Is QA slow?" Christina: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"