Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Yanks suck a mean dick

Yo. I ate pizza with a ton of hot flake peppers on it last night and now my ass is on fire shitting it all out. Not #tmi

gotta piss as bad as I did back at Preakness

This train is rocking back and forth like a motherfucker and I really have to piss

This is the train to north white plains. the next station is ¡¡¡FORDHAM!!

TK hates black people

Jesus fuckin Christ Simmons. The Yankees suck

This feature is like a broken 10-speed that's on fire!

Just said "Sergey" and Christina thought I said "That's so gay" and started yelling at me for being politically incorrect.

Anyone else notice that sometimes when selecting text in Google Chrome, the page starts jumping up and down? Drives me batshit crazy

Actually, this gentleman is basically saying he was a baller pres and Obama and Bush were jokefaces

Honestly. Who gives a fuck about Bill Clinton when the GMen are on

I find it hysterical that every black and Dominican person I know says that my grandparents live in the hood and they'd never go there ever

@maljnew brought these back. Speech bubble not included http://t.co/SsxKofu

Really wish this bitch would stay home considering she has the fuckin black plague. Fuckin pox everywhere.