I'm at karaoke watching two of the drunkest, whitest girls rap biggie's gimmie the loot. hAHa

Sunday, August 05, 2012 01:28:39 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Farrells Sports Bar (Wantagh, NY) http://4sq.com/MG9ush

Sunday, August 05, 2012 12:12:35 AM from foursquare

"So how many times do you think a Volvo dealership was vandalized to say vulva?" This guy's killing me

Saturday, August 04, 2012 11:54:29 PM from Twitter for Android

Pretty sure there's a murder about to take place at "Express Convenience Shop" in Huntington

Saturday, August 04, 2012 11:45:45 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at The Paramount (Huntington, NY) w/ 12 others http://4sq.com/QrSGsP

Saturday, August 04, 2012 08:17:00 PM from foursquare

I'm stuffing my fat face with veil parmigiana and fried calamari. Nom

Saturday, August 04, 2012 07:02:30 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Porto Fino (Huntington, NY) http://4sq.com/OzYm0x

Saturday, August 04, 2012 06:42:32 PM from foursquare

@MalJNew sluttface

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Saturday, August 04, 2012 01:48:08 PM from Twitter Web Client

With pearl jam in the background. This place is sick

Friday, August 03, 2012 08:58:34 PM from Twitter for Android

Free beers with Yankee home runs? 6GET IT IN

Friday, August 03, 2012 08:58:08 PM from Twitter for Android

Bars playing grunge is good in my eyes

Friday, August 03, 2012 08:31:12 PM from Twitter for Android

Derick: "grabbin that non existent ass" Cisco: "yeah man. Its like fucking an ironingboard"

Friday, August 03, 2012 08:19:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Bird watchin' by derick rodriguez

Friday, August 03, 2012 08:13:05 PM from Twitter for Android

This bartender is turning all my hot coworkers into leabians

Friday, August 03, 2012 07:47:58 PM from Twitter for Android

Welp, he went for a smoke and came back and its absolutely him

Friday, August 03, 2012 07:41:32 PM from Twitter for Android