@MalJNew love you too 💩
Tuesday, September 11, 2012 02:59:46 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @MalJNew I love this weather!
Tuesday, September 11, 2012 07:55:03 AM from Twitter for Android
Motherfucker. My twitter app is affected by GoDaddy's DNS outage. I knew I should have switched registrars.
Monday, September 10, 2012 03:57:26 PM from Twitter Web Client
Testy test test
Monday, September 10, 2012 03:55:25 PM from Twitter Web Client
Do I have internet on this thing?
Monday, September 10, 2012 02:54:19 PM from Twitter for Android
Cisco was shocked to learn in a grad IS class that 70% of IT projects fail. DUH. This is something Chuntley taught us sophomore year #DSB
Monday, September 10, 2012 09:31:16 AM from Twitter Web Client
This fuckin mopey looking bastard keeps stomping on my feet when there's plenty of room
Monday, September 10, 2012 08:06:57 AM from Twitter for Android
A beautiful, crisp, 55 degree morning! About time this hot summer's almost over!
Monday, September 10, 2012 07:44:23 AM from Twitter for Android
Search my tweets archive for shit, bitches: http://t.co/nnAxEpY
Monday, September 10, 2012 03:27:44 AM from Twitter Web Client
I feel like I'm the luckiest person alive and its awful to see other amazing people struggle. That could be me.
Saturday, September 08, 2012 10:31:24 PM from Twitter for Android
I like holding Stella's paws http://t.co/SHr1bTV
Sorry @maljnew, puppies like me more than you. Enjoyy
Saturday, September 08, 2012 09:17:51 PM from Twitter for Android
I am a compulsive coaster peeler at bars.
Saturday, September 08, 2012 06:50:02 PM from Twitter for Android
I want to 💩 on TK's desk
Saturday, September 08, 2012 06:34:58 PM from Twitter for Android
Mikey eating an acorn was a hysterical sight. That face was priceless
Saturday, September 08, 2012 04:36:43 PM from Twitter for Android