Oh GOD my throat. Staying home and sleeping. Also, a nifty geek article: http://t.co/ubGgJTh

Tuesday, August 14, 2012 08:30:23 AM from Twitter Web Client

Yes, In GChat, dicks turn into smiley faces. This is blowing my mind #punintended

Monday, August 13, 2012 09:05:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

Oh for fuck's sake... Thanks Google... http://t.co/QRorOVO

Monday, August 13, 2012 09:04:05 PM from Twitter Web Client

@MalJNew prove it

Monday, August 13, 2012 09:02:37 PM from Twitter Web Client

"seriously though how do you do a penis? B=======O somethings off" @MalJNew #fail

Monday, August 13, 2012 09:01:38 PM from Twitter Web Client

I really don't understand how @MalJNew still has no idea how to type a penis when I showed her like 9 times already.

Monday, August 13, 2012 08:54:58 PM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: Nice Haircut, Dickhead http://t.co/n1dRgRZ

Monday, August 13, 2012 08:09:00 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

"They seem to have done fine here... Except for the part where it's fucked"

Monday, August 13, 2012 11:22:40 AM from Twitter Web Client

I just ousted Tara C. as the mayor of GramercyOne on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/cl2EEH

Monday, August 13, 2012 10:40:25 AM from foursquare

Andyes, that's andre. Its $5 and the last time I touched it was 09 when we sprayed it all over the swamp when the yanks won the world series

Sunday, August 12, 2012 12:23:11 PM from Twitter for Android

Shit guys. Gatorpagne is actually not bad tasting

Sunday, August 12, 2012 12:22:47 PM from Twitter for Android

Gatorpagne! http://t.co/HraMpvD

Sunday, August 12, 2012 12:18:45 PM from Twitter for Android

My piss smells like a gin bucket

Sunday, August 12, 2012 11:35:43 AM from Twitter for Android

Hungover as fuck

Sunday, August 12, 2012 11:25:02 AM from Twitter for Android

Ali is here! the Baghdad dentist dude whos like 34 and graduated in 2010

Sunday, August 12, 2012 12:57:43 AM from Twitter for Android