Jackie's chili was delicious but Jesus Christ, I'm ripping some putrid ass nonstop #tmi?
Monday, August 20, 2012 12:42:34 AM from Twitter for Android
My grandma: "Imagine marrying a black guy with that big black sausage?"
Sunday, August 19, 2012 08:04:05 PM from Twitter for Android
Welp. @Onethirdof3x5 has ripped ass boxers just like me. Must be lessards fault.
Sunday, August 19, 2012 02:09:15 AM from Twitter for Android
@tomwcleary @keith_connors @smstemp clearly you fuckin asshole. Bring me boxers that actually cover my ass
Sunday, August 19, 2012 01:45:48 AM from Twitter for Android
Well. I'm pretty sure clearys got a full view of my ass. Considering lessard ripped my boxers in two
Sunday, August 19, 2012 01:40:31 AM from Twitter for Android
Keith: Joe tweeted about these cookies. I saw it @portfolioso I'd go gay for these cookies
Saturday, August 18, 2012 11:39:46 PM from Twitter for Android
Sacred heart vs fairfield baseball sons
Saturday, August 18, 2012 11:36:35 PM from Twitter for Android
Me: "We're watching Alf later, right?" Keith: "Oh yeah!"
Saturday, August 18, 2012 11:27:26 PM from Twitter for Android
@ some joker i refuse to call out: you need a dick. Stop complaining. Get out of my feed
Saturday, August 18, 2012 10:57:38 PM from Twitter for Android
Me and @tomwcleary almost had to do the nakey dance. Almost shut out in beer pong. Worst game if my life.
Saturday, August 18, 2012 10:22:07 PM from Twitter for Android
It would be my luck to lose in double OT in beer pong. This is bs
Saturday, August 18, 2012 09:15:59 PM from Twitter for Android
spread eagle pushups
Saturday, August 18, 2012 08:32:35 PM from Twitter for Android
TC: the world is my Royster
Saturday, August 18, 2012 06:42:28 PM from Twitter for Android
@VtotheFlo Get a license, drive and stop complaining
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