Jackie's chili was delicious but Jesus Christ, I'm ripping some putrid ass nonstop #tmi?

Monday, August 20, 2012 12:42:34 AM from Twitter for Android

My grandma: "Imagine marrying a black guy with that big black sausage?"

Sunday, August 19, 2012 08:04:05 PM from Twitter for Android

Welp. @Onethirdof3x5 has ripped ass boxers just like me. Must be lessards fault.

Sunday, August 19, 2012 02:09:15 AM from Twitter for Android

@tomwcleary @keith_connors @smstemp clearly you fuckin asshole. Bring me boxers that actually cover my ass

Sunday, August 19, 2012 01:45:48 AM from Twitter for Android

Well. I'm pretty sure clearys got a full view of my ass. Considering lessard ripped my boxers in two

Sunday, August 19, 2012 01:40:31 AM from Twitter for Android

Keith: Joe tweeted about these cookies. I saw it @portfolioso I'd go gay for these cookies

Saturday, August 18, 2012 11:39:46 PM from Twitter for Android

Sacred heart vs fairfield baseball sons

Saturday, August 18, 2012 11:36:35 PM from Twitter for Android

Me: "We're watching Alf later, right?" Keith: "Oh yeah!"

Saturday, August 18, 2012 11:27:26 PM from Twitter for Android

@ some joker i refuse to call out: you need a dick. Stop complaining. Get out of my feed

Saturday, August 18, 2012 10:57:38 PM from Twitter for Android

Me and @tomwcleary almost had to do the nakey dance. Almost shut out in beer pong. Worst game if my life.

Saturday, August 18, 2012 10:22:07 PM from Twitter for Android

It would be my luck to lose in double OT in beer pong. This is bs

Saturday, August 18, 2012 09:15:59 PM from Twitter for Android

spread eagle pushups

Saturday, August 18, 2012 08:32:35 PM from Twitter for Android

TC: the world is my Royster

Saturday, August 18, 2012 06:42:28 PM from Twitter for Android

@VtotheFlo Get a license, drive and stop complaining

In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet

Friday, August 17, 2012 04:44:57 PM from Twitter Web Client

Snippet to echo "yyyy-mm-dd_hh:mm" in the command line: echo %date:~-4,4%-%date:~-10,2%-%date:~-7,2%_%time:~0,2%:%time:~3,2%

Friday, August 17, 2012 04:25:24 PM from Twitter Web Client