iPhone Tallboys! http://t.co/weCaD5N

Sunday, September 16, 2012 12:26:18 AM from Twitpic

Nap time.

Saturday, September 15, 2012 05:21:18 PM from Twitter Web Client

RT @keith_connors: o's/sox in a wk w/ @Onethirdof3x5. won't tell you who im rooting for yet. not gonna do it. wouldn't be prudent at thi ...

Saturday, September 15, 2012 03:37:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

Sleeping all day and monitoring our servers. Derp

Saturday, September 15, 2012 10:28:29 AM from Twitter for Android

This is bullshit http://t.co/NGchK0l

Friday, September 14, 2012 09:27:22 PM from Instagram

Firefox can suck a dick right now

Friday, September 14, 2012 12:24:03 PM from Twitter Web Client

Can't strut that ass? #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

Friday, September 14, 2012 10:53:26 AM from Twitter Web Client

"I gotta go to SQL school on Saturdays" -Derick

Friday, September 14, 2012 09:36:42 AM from Twitter Web Client

Eeeeeets a fridaeeeeee. I make a you sandweeeewch @tomwcleary @keith_connors

Friday, September 14, 2012 07:50:16 AM from Twitter for Android

Struttin that ass to the train station.

Friday, September 14, 2012 07:48:00 AM from Twitter for Android

My tweets tonight are beyond ridiculous. This is the @portfolioso mess I knew from college. Been too tame lately. Must be them red heads...

Friday, September 14, 2012 01:01:35 AM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: Something Intelligent People Should Know, Especially People Who Took Bio http://bit.ly/UQXsAF

Friday, September 14, 2012 12:48:56 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

How I explained what struttin that ass means to my dude @Colithika: http://t.co/FUfWIsS

Friday, September 14, 2012 12:32:49 AM from Twitter Web Client

Barack Obama jokeface is never capable of struttin that ass like I can. Neither is Mitt "dumbshit but fiscally better than obama" Romney

Friday, September 14, 2012 12:31:10 AM from Twitter Web Client

Struttin that ass for two days straight... I deserve internets

Thursday, September 13, 2012 11:13:13 PM from Twitter for Android