Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

DLK is bending over under the table fixing some wires and dat ass in dem jeans is in my face

Open the train doors you fuckin cocktease. Its like pouring and the train is sitting here for 45 seconds waiting to let people on. MTA blows

@ky9 Haven't seen it. thanks for sharing. I won't be around this weekend but maybe next year!

In reply to @ky9's tweet

I HATE FUCKING LOSING AT SHIT

@MalJNew If you weren't so fuckng far away, I'd tell you to suck it so hard

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

This is the one fuckin thing that pisses me the fuck off on Android: http://t.co/z10yIcZ

Working from home today. Like Chunz, they must all think I'm Jewish at work...

Oh for fucks sake with these fuckers. GET YOUR LIVES TOGETHER, dev team

Anyone ever hear of Operation Northwoods? http://t.co/56grzlX A'mrrrrrrka. Fuck yeah!

I'm watching Boardwalk Empire (4212 others checked-in) http://t.co/11c3YZO #GetGlue @hbo

@kerbear88 @kellyomealia That was just a two day joke I took overboard / may have been drinking a lot

My uncle is now telling stories about how aliens came down and helped George Washington win the Revolutionary War.

Question: If you can abbreviate crazy to cray... Can you abbreviate lazy to lay?

I like the word amazeballs. Have to start using it more.