Sheek? Sheak? Shiek? Sheen? Shique? Chiq? OHHHHH Chic! #englishmajor #TC

Friday, September 21, 2012 06:00:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Too much shabby and not enough chic?

Friday, September 21, 2012 05:58:13 PM from Twitter for Android

My phone is using more power than the USB port can provide. It's plugged in "charging" status, but the battery % is decreasing

Friday, September 21, 2012 02:31:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

But why is there no 4G on the New Haven line?

Friday, September 21, 2012 02:11:13 PM from Twitter for Android

Fucking Verizon Wireless. Its like they deliberately know I'm tethering and cut my speed

Friday, September 21, 2012 01:50:51 PM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew Sand in the vajay, beach girl. Suck it.

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Friday, September 21, 2012 11:37:41 AM from Twitter Web Client

Alisa: "If @MalJNew were here right now, she'd call you a girl. (regarding me eating only a half of a donut)

Friday, September 21, 2012 09:45:29 AM from Twitter Web Client

Not sure how I feel about Apple's lightning cable. Fuck them for making it nonstandard. At the same time, it's reversible?!?! That's amazing

Friday, September 21, 2012 12:30:22 AM from Twitter Web Client

Gonna strut that ass tomorrow

Friday, September 21, 2012 12:25:14 AM from Twitter Web Client

Crazy people http://t.co/fcXmtXS

Thursday, September 20, 2012 10:55:56 PM from Instagram

Fuck these servers. Essentially, anything that could have gone wrong went wrong

Thursday, September 20, 2012 10:03:28 PM from Twitter Web Client

Lol Apple sucks: http://t.co/V7wRV9T

Thursday, September 20, 2012 09:12:54 PM from Twitter Web Client

If you haven't noticed, tomorrow is Friday

Thursday, September 20, 2012 05:34:29 PM from Twitter Web Client

Elise just came over to my desk, stole a cookie and said how much she missed @MalJNew

Thursday, September 20, 2012 03:48:06 PM from Twitter Web Client

Just bought a bunch of buckyballs for $5 #lovetheballs #jk

Thursday, September 20, 2012 03:25:01 PM from Twitter Web Client