Phil Hughes' lips: "fuckin shit" fucking useless motherfucker shit ass struggling team. Not going fuckin anywhere in the post season.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012 10:32:13 PM from Twitter for Android

Just flashed new CDMA and LTE radios on my #nexus. Going to see if it works better on the train tomorrow.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012 08:32:16 PM from Twitter Web Client

I think every morning should be like this morning!

Tuesday, September 25, 2012 10:07:10 AM from Twitter Web Client

How you know I'm fried. Just told the coworkers that everything was all set for the weekend and I'd see them Monday. It is Monday. JEEEZ

Monday, September 24, 2012 07:24:56 PM from Twitter Web Client

Pockets can go fuck himself

Monday, September 24, 2012 12:16:56 PM from Twitter Web Client

Anyone else notice that Firefox has turned into a hideous piece of shit that freezes and crashes nonstop?

Monday, September 24, 2012 09:13:43 AM from Twitter Web Client

Weekend was fun but knocked the shit outta me. I can't drink like I used to, you guys.

Sunday, September 23, 2012 11:01:15 PM from Twitter for Android

I think I'm still drunk

Sunday, September 23, 2012 01:08:35 PM from Twitter for Android

I woke up and I found out I was alive.... fuckin mess.

Sunday, September 23, 2012 11:37:55 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm a motherlesss. Mess

Sunday, September 23, 2012 04:09:14 AM from Twitter for Android

I think I win for drunkest, most on coherent txt ever

Sunday, September 23, 2012 02:59:39 AM from Twitter for Android

Wowwww. My last txt made 0 sense. Haaaa

Sunday, September 23, 2012 02:58:10 AM from Twitter for Android

Whoops. Lost on Boston. Lolz phone dead

Sunday, September 23, 2012 02:57:24 AM from Twitter for Android

Maks. Drum so drunk its notbebn funnnj Luke sooo drunk

Sunday, September 23, 2012 01:30:25 AM from Twitter for Android

I actually might be fuckin shitfaced biddies.

Sunday, September 23, 2012 01:19:25 AM from Twitter for Android