Nothing like pounding 3 beers in 20 minutes, then having the CEO talk to me about the release #FML

Wednesday, August 29, 2012 08:01:03 PM from Twitter Web Client

"Is it by design that..." "It's by design to shut the fuck up and stop talking to me bitch"

Wednesday, August 29, 2012 04:53:55 PM from Twitter Web Client

Tony is the shit. Just take a look at changeset 23143... http://t.co/Brfyl58

Wednesday, August 29, 2012 04:14:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

Actual Natalia quote: "It call Facebook because is like a book" @DEVOPS_BORAT

Wednesday, August 29, 2012 02:01:58 PM from Twitter Web Client

Korean food is delicious and these fuckers went without me and now I smell it ;)

Wednesday, August 29, 2012 01:54:26 PM from Twitter Web Client

Yeah there's no failover. I can't really see it failing though

Wednesday, August 29, 2012 01:26:40 PM from Twitter Web Client

#jellybean > #ICS

Wednesday, August 29, 2012 11:50:51 AM from Twitter Web Client

aaaaaaaaand.... I almost bricked my phone

Wednesday, August 29, 2012 01:48:04 AM from Twitter Web Client

Have I mentioned that jelly bean makes ice cream sandwich look like ass?

Tuesday, August 28, 2012 11:28:43 PM from Twitter for Android

Can't wait for the fall: cold weather, Boardwalk Empire, Dexter, Dr. Drew.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012 11:28:17 PM from Twitter for Android

Welp @verizonwireless can suck it for not pushing the upgrade because I have it and they can enjoyyyyy and release it next yr for all I care

Tuesday, August 28, 2012 10:54:52 PM from Twitter for Android

Upgrading to Jelly bean was the best thing ever. Android is so polished now. Why didn't I do this sooner?

Tuesday, August 28, 2012 09:36:12 PM from Twitter for Android

Han enough of Ice Cream Sandwich. Flashing Jellybean tonight

Tuesday, August 28, 2012 06:21:53 PM from Twitter Web Client

This movie Contagion is boring the shit out of me. I like the idea of it, but it's just boring.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012 02:06:14 PM from Twitter Web Client

Alexey just said I needed a raise so I could get some medication... Yeah.

Monday, August 27, 2012 10:07:54 PM from Twitter Web Client