It tastes like I can't remember

Sunday, September 23, 2012 12:44:18 AM from Twitter for Android

Patriots fanny pack is absolutely killin it right now. I'm sending this to barstool http://t.co/vDGQdAi

Saturday, September 22, 2012 11:18:42 PM from Twitter for Android

Sugar Ray wants a pic of just me? Honored

Saturday, September 22, 2012 11:15:16 PM from Twitter for Android

Stole Dennis Drinkwater's seats at the Sox game earlier.

Saturday, September 22, 2012 10:03:52 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm so drunk. I'm a 20th century fox....

Saturday, September 22, 2012 02:06:32 AM from Twitter for Android

He sousa. Both of your nipples and the tip of your dick... I'm gonna shove it down your throat right now.

Saturday, September 22, 2012 01:40:34 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Inbound Pizza (Allston, MA) http://4sq.com/PJ32ml

Saturday, September 22, 2012 12:54:32 AM from foursquare

OHHHHHH Simmons just went for the ass.

Saturday, September 22, 2012 12:06:08 AM from Twitter for Android

Bartender looked at me like I was a fuckin whack job.

Friday, September 21, 2012 11:33:58 PM from Twitter for Android

Baileys, peach schnapps, blue curacao, and grenadine. Weird passed gray looking delicious passed shot. Weirdo

Friday, September 21, 2012 11:33:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Anyone ever do an alien brain hemorrhage shot? Because @tomwcleary just made me ask the bartender to make one. What the fuck

Friday, September 21, 2012 11:32:12 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Joshua Tree (Allston, MA) w/ 6 others http://4sq.com/Q3Ut7V

Friday, September 21, 2012 10:50:46 PM from foursquare

Oh shit. Ginuwine's pony is on

Friday, September 21, 2012 09:48:47 PM from Twitter for Android

F that. Have it already. @googlenexus: Android 4.1, Jelly Bean, has started rolling out to Galaxy Nexus devices on Verizon Wireless

Friday, September 21, 2012 07:49:44 PM from Twitter for Android

WiFi access points here are fantastic: http://t.co/HRDfUCW

Friday, September 21, 2012 07:23:15 PM from Twitter for Android