Fuckin sickly motherfucker. My sore throat from last week is back.

Monday, August 27, 2012 09:56:25 PM from Twitter Web Client

RT @kevinrose: Men's bathroom at Google Android @ Google Android Camp http://t.co/iOqgdW9r

Monday, August 27, 2012 03:54:26 PM from Twitter Web Client

@VtotheFlo and this applies to you how?

In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet

Sunday, August 26, 2012 10:57:31 PM from Twitter for Android

I am obsessed with TJ! http://t.co/Kve7NPc

Sunday, August 26, 2012 08:20:35 PM from Instagram

I'm a cray

Sunday, August 26, 2012 12:58:12 PM from Twitter for Android

Oh my...it gets even better. I was wearing a zebra striped headband with a pink bow during the hot dog thingy

Sunday, August 26, 2012 05:39:27 AM from Twitter for Android

My girl is cool with it so enjoyyyyt

Saturday, August 25, 2012 09:24:06 PM from Twitter for Android

There is a pic of me lady and the tramping a gay with a hot dog. Uhhhh. Yeah its fine

Saturday, August 25, 2012 09:23:43 PM from Twitter for Android

Welp. Elise almost but my right nipple off, asshole. So she should get me a free fuckin hot dog

Saturday, August 25, 2012 08:49:12 PM from Twitter for Android

Is it mean if I flirt with gays and let them know I'm not into it. Like. The penis is gross but they're cool so we chill & its cool right ?

Saturday, August 25, 2012 08:14:48 PM from Twitter for Android

My fav brogrammer showed up!

Saturday, August 25, 2012 05:02:10 PM from Twitter for Android

@kerbear88 @kellyomealia I've got a metro north conductor that calls everyone tiger, junior, champ, sport etc

In reply to @kerbear88's tweet

Saturday, August 25, 2012 05:00:27 PM from Twitter for Android

Seal = broken

Saturday, August 25, 2012 04:25:51 PM from Twitter for Android

Gio: "Tell joe to eat my ass. I hope he gets hepatitis"

Saturday, August 25, 2012 03:37:34 PM from Twitter for Android

I apologize in advance for my drunken blackout tweets later

Saturday, August 25, 2012 02:17:19 PM from Twitter for Android