Fuckin sickly motherfucker. My sore throat from last week is back.
RT @kevinrose: Men's bathroom at Google Android @ Google Android Camp http://t.co/iOqgdW9r
@VtotheFlo and this applies to you how?
Sunday, August 26, 2012 10:57:31 PM from Twitter for Android
I am obsessed with TJ! http://t.co/Kve7NPc
I'm a cray
Sunday, August 26, 2012 12:58:12 PM from Twitter for Android
Oh my...it gets even better. I was wearing a zebra striped headband with a pink bow during the hot dog thingy
Sunday, August 26, 2012 05:39:27 AM from Twitter for Android
My girl is cool with it so enjoyyyyt
Saturday, August 25, 2012 09:24:06 PM from Twitter for Android
There is a pic of me lady and the tramping a gay with a hot dog. Uhhhh. Yeah its fine
Saturday, August 25, 2012 09:23:43 PM from Twitter for Android
Welp. Elise almost but my right nipple off, asshole. So she should get me a free fuckin hot dog
Saturday, August 25, 2012 08:49:12 PM from Twitter for Android
Is it mean if I flirt with gays and let them know I'm not into it. Like. The penis is gross but they're cool so we chill & its cool right ?
Saturday, August 25, 2012 08:14:48 PM from Twitter for Android
My fav brogrammer showed up!
Saturday, August 25, 2012 05:02:10 PM from Twitter for Android
@kerbear88 @kellyomealia I've got a metro north conductor that calls everyone tiger, junior, champ, sport etc
Saturday, August 25, 2012 05:00:27 PM from Twitter for Android
Seal = broken
Saturday, August 25, 2012 04:25:51 PM from Twitter for Android
Gio: "Tell joe to eat my ass. I hope he gets hepatitis"
Saturday, August 25, 2012 03:37:34 PM from Twitter for Android
I apologize in advance for my drunken blackout tweets later
Saturday, August 25, 2012 02:17:19 PM from Twitter for Android