Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Lol. This rat cunt motherfucker showed up

Young Mark. Train beers are always fair game.

Now Pearl Jam is on. Fuck man. I'm so hot. Also keep grabbing my leg its hot

Alice in Chains on at the bar. Just got wet.

They don't play one bad song here at Dakota Bar. Ass struttin' music

Me: "I think I see why this is busted" Christina: "Was it due to locusts"

Booker: Anything's possible in a cartoon

It smells like grape

You're a cunt if you use javascript to disable text selection on a site. For real? It's not like it's stopping me. What a joke

I don't care how good you are (even though you're not). If you can't use motherfuckin deodorant at work, I'm firing your filthy ass.

Bang the frontend team, just not on the backend

I think it should be a Jewish holiday every day on the grounds that I can actually get a seat on my train.

Welp, old laptop from 05 I use as a server... Fan just started sounding like a lawn mower for no reason. Thought it was the HD..Now it's ok.

There is absolutely no way Jennifer Lawrence didn't enjoy getting Eiffel Towered by Gale and Peeta while filming this shit.

Eh 12:15am, why not start watching The Hunger Games...