I'm sorry, but this Galaxy Nexus has a pussy horse shit assed weak radio that never gets the internets
Friday, September 28, 2012 08:18:55 PM from Twitter for Android
@MalJNew Father @BadPointer!!! Teach me the ways!
Friday, September 28, 2012 08:14:01 PM from Twitter for Android
Fuck man. Its tough to play Temple Run on the train when this fuckin shitbox is swaying so much. My accelerometer is too sensitive
Friday, September 28, 2012 08:13:20 PM from Twitter for Android
This chick has man feet
Friday, September 28, 2012 07:42:50 PM from Twitter for Android
Cheers to the Asian with the Wario spiked shell backpack.
Friday, September 28, 2012 07:42:48 PM from Twitter for Android
Also, I know I'm struttin that ass tonight, but I told Blagner that as good as my ass was, it was only a quarter good as hers.
Friday, September 28, 2012 07:42:48 PM from Twitter for Android
♪♪ Yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhh- I got this thing
It's comin' over me ♪♪
Friday, September 28, 2012 06:00:36 PM from Twitter Web Client
These bubbles amused me... http://t.co/aoyyJTQ
Seriously though. 5 minutes for a down elevator is too fucking long. I have things to do places to go.
Friday, September 28, 2012 02:22:20 PM from Twitter for Android
These motherless elevators take fuckin 3 years
Friday, September 28, 2012 02:10:24 PM from Twitter for Android
I have the bestest smile right now.
Friday, September 28, 2012 11:37:45 AM from Twitter Web Client
I'M SO CONVINCING. BELIEVE ME, DUH [10:52:54 AM] @maljnew: i'm not convinced [10:54:02 AM] Me: be convinced
Friday, September 28, 2012 10:56:30 AM from Twitter Web Client
♪♪ If you wanna hang out you've got to take her out, COCAINE ♪♪
Friday, September 28, 2012 10:45:09 AM from Twitter Web Client
OMG water on Mars. http://t.co/Frn7fJg
Friday, September 28, 2012 10:25:47 AM from Twitter Web Client
I eat a lot
Friday, September 28, 2012 10:20:57 AM from Twitter Web Client