Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

This feature is like a broken 10-speed that's on fire!

Just said "Sergey" and Christina thought I said "That's so gay" and started yelling at me for being politically incorrect.

Anyone else notice that sometimes when selecting text in Google Chrome, the page starts jumping up and down? Drives me batshit crazy

Actually, this gentleman is basically saying he was a baller pres and Obama and Bush were jokefaces

Honestly. Who gives a fuck about Bill Clinton when the GMen are on

I find it hysterical that every black and Dominican person I know says that my grandparents live in the hood and they'd never go there ever

@maljnew brought these back. Speech bubble not included http://t.co/SsxKofu

Really wish this bitch would stay home considering she has the fuckin black plague. Fuckin pox everywhere.

Gentleman on the train earlier really had to shit and reek up the car? Bro, you couldn't wait like 10 mins and do it in your office?

New blog post: I Legit Got Creeped Out And Pulled My Previous Blog Post http://t.co/EBDDUru

Oops. It's 4am and I forgot to go to bed because I was trying to figure out how to use filter_input() properly to prevent SQL injections

prob the first time I did some php object oriented shit without a syntax error. #twitterbullshit http://t.co/QJWJvSF (needs search feature)

New blog post: This Deepak Chopra Sherpa Meditation Dude Is Kind of Right http://t.co/YA2JwbN

"We watched TV... And then we didn't watch TV"

Fuck this shit: "Parser Error Message: The 'add' start tag on Ln 161 pos 3 does not match the end tag of 'appSettings'. Ln 318, pos 3."