Beer's goin down reaaaal slow you guys... Can't drink like I used to. Fuckin a

Friday, September 07, 2012 06:16:04 PM from Twitter Web Client

As Big Ang would say: "Everybody loves me!"

Friday, September 07, 2012 05:20:54 PM from Twitter Web Client

Dr. Joe... Hacking Windows passwords since '03

Friday, September 07, 2012 12:09:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu ABUSERS LIST.

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Friday, September 07, 2012 10:53:12 AM from Twitter Web Client

BAHAHAH. @Waspito just wrote this on my Facebook: "You'd buy a dildo if it was made by Google."

Friday, September 07, 2012 10:52:57 AM from Twitter Web Client

hold the phone! If you stop and start Redis, it flushes all the keys?!?!

Friday, September 07, 2012 09:21:59 AM from Twitter Web Client

This is beyond legitimate: http://t.co/fTF21wv

Friday, September 07, 2012 01:47:55 AM from Twitter Web Client

Thank Christ #FNO is over so @VtotheFlo and other girly girls stop fuckin tweeting about it

Thursday, September 06, 2012 11:44:34 PM from Twitter Web Client

Yanks suck a mean dick

Thursday, September 06, 2012 10:43:44 PM from Twitter for Android

Yo. I ate pizza with a ton of hot flake peppers on it last night and now my ass is on fire shitting it all out. Not #tmi

Thursday, September 06, 2012 10:25:29 PM from Twitter for Android

gotta piss as bad as I did back at Preakness

Thursday, September 06, 2012 10:14:20 PM from Twitter for Android

This train is rocking back and forth like a motherfucker and I really have to piss

Thursday, September 06, 2012 09:58:51 PM from Twitter for Android

This is the train to north white plains. the next station is ¡¡¡FORDHAM!!

Thursday, September 06, 2012 09:49:51 PM from Twitter for Android

TK hates black people

Thursday, September 06, 2012 08:05:51 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus fuckin Christ Simmons. The Yankees suck

Thursday, September 06, 2012 07:37:29 PM from Twitter for Android