That's fucked up. You're a bitch and that's awesome.
Sunday, September 30, 2012 03:07:59 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm pretty sure that was the quickest friend request acceptance in the history of facebook
Sunday, September 30, 2012 02:43:38 PM from Twitter for Android
Try everything once except gay sex or heroin
Sunday, September 30, 2012 02:31:42 PM from Twitter for Android
Aww how cute. The former marketing intern is all grown up.
Sunday, September 30, 2012 01:17:14 PM from Twitter for Android
I just reached Level 3 of the "Hot Tamale" badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 10 different Mexican Restaurants! http://4sq.com/PDqiBA
Joes. McDonalds stopped serving breakfast, so it's ok to start drinking. @MalJNew
Sunday, September 30, 2012 11:51:02 AM from Twitter for Android
Pockets is such a weiner face
Sunday, September 30, 2012 10:53:53 AM from Twitter for Android
That's exactly what I was talking about
Sunday, September 30, 2012 07:56:37 AM from Twitter for Android
I need a xanax
Saturday, September 29, 2012 02:41:13 PM from Twitter for Android
Nice to know that the CEO now has my number and calls about issues. Sorry, you don't pay me enough to talk directly to the CEO.
Saturday, September 29, 2012 02:27:57 PM from Twitter for Android
@SonicBlur23 : "I want a fuckin Hawaii girl.... To suck my dick"
Friday, September 28, 2012 11:28:12 PM from Twitter for Android
Yo. Where the fuck did i park? I don't think I can find it in this massive lot... http://t.co/W9y7gNS
Friday, September 28, 2012 11:09:56 PM from Twitter for Android
If I'm not the most interesting, crazy assed bitch you follow on twitter you're a lame.
Friday, September 28, 2012 08:24:46 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: K-Money Club Rule #6 (pt2): If you're a smokin' babe that's gotta crap, management may let you push it out in a supervised ...
Friday, September 28, 2012 08:21:59 PM from Twitter for Android
Fuck off, douche knuckle
Friday, September 28, 2012 08:20:16 PM from Twitter for Android