"I think I'm getting a fever. Oh well. I'll just drink it out" @MalJNew
Thursday, October 04, 2012 03:45:55 PM from Twitter Web Client
oh my. little tipssssss. haven't been like this at lunch since the old office. fun bags was too lenient with the cider and Jameson
Thursday, October 04, 2012 03:42:46 PM from Twitter Web Client
"Those are the definition of fun bags" @MalJNew
Thursday, October 04, 2012 03:35:05 PM from Twitter Web Client
Big Bird for president! #thiscountryisafuckingjoke
Thursday, October 04, 2012 12:49:14 PM from Twitter Web Client
Yeah buddy Grandy Man!!!!
Wednesday, October 03, 2012 07:41:34 PM from Twitter for Android
@MalJNew you were down
Wednesday, October 03, 2012 06:56:02 PM from Twitter for Android
Just grabbed and squeezed my own ass. It's nice.
Wednesday, October 03, 2012 06:55:10 PM from Twitter for Android
This is a horse shit system
Wednesday, October 03, 2012 05:40:52 PM from Twitter Web Client
LOL. Metro North is attempting to suck less dick than it already does http://t.co/7qPfjeR
Wednesday, October 03, 2012 03:40:10 PM from Twitter Web Client
I wouldn't drink out of either of these asinine cups from 7-11. I'd demand a normal one. I'm not endorsing some moron: http://t.co/L80ALhB
Wednesday, October 03, 2012 12:30:34 AM from Twitter Web Client
I want to pounce the chick who stole and is walking around taking pics in my hs tshirt. And by pounce, bang.
Tuesday, October 02, 2012 10:01:03 PM from Twitter for Android
I frequently share stories about BMs with @colithika. #snapple
Tuesday, October 02, 2012 09:57:40 PM from Twitter for Android
Let's use rand hash tags that have nothing to do with your tweets. #dasies
Tuesday, October 02, 2012 09:43:51 PM from Twitter for Android
I consider myself a failure on Twitter if none of you motherfuckers liked any of my tweets in a given day. I let you down. #bridgeportsucks
Tuesday, October 02, 2012 09:43:18 PM from Twitter for Android
Lunch spots if you work in the shithole construction site that is lower Manhattan http://4sq.com/PB6T4l