LIGHTNING CRASHES is on at the bar. I'm getting laid

Thursday, September 13, 2012 09:07:25 PM from Twitter for Android

If the steel drums live version of Jane says comes on at the bar while I'm struttin that ass... I'm getting laid

Thursday, September 13, 2012 08:53:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Just gave @MalJNew a mystery shot of bud light and she legit accused me of pissing in a shot glass. @TaraCasanova recommended the shot

Thursday, September 13, 2012 08:44:58 PM from Twitter for Android

If pearl jam's black comes on at the bar... I'm getting laid obvi.

Thursday, September 13, 2012 08:31:51 PM from Twitter for Android

Leanin on a table. Ass out. Struttin'

Thursday, September 13, 2012 08:18:05 PM from Twitter for Android

Also. Dave Grohl hates glee. I'm gay for him. So fuck Glee. Stop tweeting about it.

Thursday, September 13, 2012 08:14:02 PM from Twitter for Android

Struttin that ass to 90s rock

Thursday, September 13, 2012 08:13:25 PM from Twitter for Android

You can ring out pissfart's face right now and make some french fries with it

Thursday, September 13, 2012 07:27:11 PM from Twitter for Android

Young Joseph. Cherish your beverage.

Thursday, September 13, 2012 07:18:47 PM from Twitter for Android

TK's got the hots for @BadPointer

Thursday, September 13, 2012 07:18:03 PM from Twitter for Android

Lol. TK showed up. Someone spit beer in her face and laugh

Thursday, September 13, 2012 07:00:54 PM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew stop smoking jokeface

Thursday, September 13, 2012 06:57:24 PM from Twitter for Android

Struttin that ass around the table. Duh

Thursday, September 13, 2012 06:47:20 PM from Twitter for Android

No seats left for me at the bar because I have to model my perfect ass, you guys. dat ass.

Thursday, September 13, 2012 06:46:47 PM from Twitter for Android

Struttin that ass to Dakota Bar

Thursday, September 13, 2012 06:33:03 PM from Twitter for Android