Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Once they start blocking websites is kin d of the part when I start leaving because it's not like I can't get around them

This is what I'm talking about #yankees

And yes, I was wearing another dude's pants.

And my previous tweet was an actual sext I sent earlier....

Ummmm. I'm strutting my ass in your diesels so get your blackest ass over to Woody's and visit me and Yuri and mal. Maybe I'll pose for you

HA... one year ago today I tweeted about how ARod choked. Some things never change: https://t.co/41XRexl

ARod would choke, as per usual...

I made a bet... if my team wins, we bang. If your team wins, we bang. Win win.

Illegal use of hands? That sounds like me in college

Stephieeeeeeee.... ... Giants/browns with a Browns fan who made poor life decisions @MalJNew

Whoa. whoa. Whoa. Whoa... There's a synagogue in the South Bronx? But why?! There can't be more than 3 Jews there.

Tremont and Melrose are the biggest horse shit local time wasting stops ever.

It's 49 degrees. I think I'll get an iced coffee because, ya know.... Fuck the norm

Has anyone else ripped ass mid tweet, because I just did this now...

Four out of my last five tweets are about my farts (including this one) #girlsdontfart