Oh for fucks sake with these fuckers. GET YOUR LIVES TOGETHER, dev team

Monday, September 17, 2012 07:59:04 AM from Twitter Web Client

Anyone ever hear of Operation Northwoods? http://t.co/56grzlX A'mrrrrrrka. Fuck yeah!

Monday, September 17, 2012 01:12:37 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm watching Boardwalk Empire (4212 others checked-in) http://t.co/11c3YZO #GetGlue @hbo

Sunday, September 16, 2012 09:05:58 PM from GetGlue.com

@kerbear88 @kellyomealia That was just a two day joke I took overboard / may have been drinking a lot

In reply to @kerbear88's tweet

Sunday, September 16, 2012 08:58:02 PM from Twitter Web Client

My uncle is now telling stories about how aliens came down and helped George Washington win the Revolutionary War.

Sunday, September 16, 2012 06:58:07 PM from Twitter for Android

ASCII Monster http://t.co/dtKHukK

Sunday, September 16, 2012 04:01:08 PM from Instagram

Question: If you can abbreviate crazy to cray... Can you abbreviate lazy to lay?

Sunday, September 16, 2012 12:26:50 PM from Twitter for Android

I like the word amazeballs. Have to start using it more.

Sunday, September 16, 2012 11:04:31 AM from Twitter Web Client

iPhone Tallboys! http://t.co/weCaD5N

Sunday, September 16, 2012 12:26:18 AM from Twitpic

Nap time.

Saturday, September 15, 2012 05:21:18 PM from Twitter Web Client

RT @keith_connors: o's/sox in a wk w/ @Onethirdof3x5. won't tell you who im rooting for yet. not gonna do it. wouldn't be prudent at thi ...

Saturday, September 15, 2012 03:37:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

Sleeping all day and monitoring our servers. Derp

Saturday, September 15, 2012 10:28:29 AM from Twitter for Android

This is bullshit http://t.co/NGchK0l

Friday, September 14, 2012 09:27:22 PM from Instagram

Firefox can suck a dick right now

Friday, September 14, 2012 12:24:03 PM from Twitter Web Client

Can't strut that ass? #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

Friday, September 14, 2012 10:53:26 AM from Twitter Web Client