Not sure how I feel about Apple's lightning cable. Fuck them for making it nonstandard. At the same time, it's reversible?!?! That's amazing

Friday, September 21, 2012 12:30:22 AM from Twitter Web Client

Gonna strut that ass tomorrow

Friday, September 21, 2012 12:25:14 AM from Twitter Web Client

Crazy people http://t.co/fcXmtXS

Thursday, September 20, 2012 10:55:56 PM from Instagram

Fuck these servers. Essentially, anything that could have gone wrong went wrong

Thursday, September 20, 2012 10:03:28 PM from Twitter Web Client

Lol Apple sucks: http://t.co/V7wRV9T

Thursday, September 20, 2012 09:12:54 PM from Twitter Web Client

If you haven't noticed, tomorrow is Friday

Thursday, September 20, 2012 05:34:29 PM from Twitter Web Client

Elise just came over to my desk, stole a cookie and said how much she missed @MalJNew

Thursday, September 20, 2012 03:48:06 PM from Twitter Web Client

Just bought a bunch of buckyballs for $5 #lovetheballs #jk

Thursday, September 20, 2012 03:25:01 PM from Twitter Web Client

That's what I call Blagner

Thursday, September 20, 2012 01:49:35 PM from Twitter for Android

I don't think it's normal to drop a green one. Must have been the wasabi....

Thursday, September 20, 2012 01:24:10 PM from Twitter Web Client

But why is my phone speaker hissing at me when it's completely off?

Thursday, September 20, 2012 10:31:17 AM from Twitter Web Client

Pretty sure Luna Lovegood was on the 4 this morning

Thursday, September 20, 2012 08:58:46 AM from Twitter for Android

What the hell is going onnnn? http://t.co/Hm8uGPN

Thursday, September 20, 2012 12:14:21 AM from Instagram

Just get a fucking iPhone. For fucks sake

Wednesday, September 19, 2012 07:26:44 PM from Twitter for Android

Xtina: I am going to name my apartment Theory. Because in Theory, everything works!

Wednesday, September 19, 2012 03:13:29 PM from Twitter Web Client