OHHHHHH Simmons just went for the ass.

Saturday, September 22, 2012 12:06:08 AM from Twitter for Android

Bartender looked at me like I was a fuckin whack job.

Friday, September 21, 2012 11:33:58 PM from Twitter for Android

Baileys, peach schnapps, blue curacao, and grenadine. Weird passed gray looking delicious passed shot. Weirdo

Friday, September 21, 2012 11:33:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Anyone ever do an alien brain hemorrhage shot? Because @tomwcleary just made me ask the bartender to make one. What the fuck

Friday, September 21, 2012 11:32:12 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Joshua Tree (Allston, MA) w/ 6 others http://4sq.com/Q3Ut7V

Friday, September 21, 2012 10:50:46 PM from foursquare

Oh shit. Ginuwine's pony is on

Friday, September 21, 2012 09:48:47 PM from Twitter for Android

F that. Have it already. @googlenexus: Android 4.1, Jelly Bean, has started rolling out to Galaxy Nexus devices on Verizon Wireless

Friday, September 21, 2012 07:49:44 PM from Twitter for Android

WiFi access points here are fantastic: http://t.co/HRDfUCW

Friday, September 21, 2012 07:23:15 PM from Twitter for Android

Sheek? Sheak? Shiek? Sheen? Shique? Chiq? OHHHHH Chic! #englishmajor #TC

Friday, September 21, 2012 06:00:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Too much shabby and not enough chic?

Friday, September 21, 2012 05:58:13 PM from Twitter for Android

My phone is using more power than the USB port can provide. It's plugged in "charging" status, but the battery % is decreasing

Friday, September 21, 2012 02:31:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

But why is there no 4G on the New Haven line?

Friday, September 21, 2012 02:11:13 PM from Twitter for Android

Fucking Verizon Wireless. Its like they deliberately know I'm tethering and cut my speed

Friday, September 21, 2012 01:50:51 PM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew Sand in the vajay, beach girl. Suck it.

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Friday, September 21, 2012 11:37:41 AM from Twitter Web Client

Alisa: "If @MalJNew were here right now, she'd call you a girl. (regarding me eating only a half of a donut)

Friday, September 21, 2012 09:45:29 AM from Twitter Web Client