Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Xtina: "Hey. have you considered sucking it?"

TK you fucking know-it-all. Stop telling us how to do our tech jobs when you are clueless about life, the universe and everything

RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: What is happen in cloud is stay in cloud because nobody can able reproduce outside of cloud.

Jammin out to The Doors much to @RockNationRadio's displeasure

Barry is straight up clownin' on this train this morning. Guy's a riot. Called some guy Ace and said he's only tiger in front of his wife

Pretty sure I sliced my face off shaving. Like 4 cuts. Fuckin amateur hour. Didn't even mess my face up this bad when I was 17

Like Andrew Jackson, I have a habitual disregard of laws and constitutional provisions

@Colithika just drop the whacker and then there'd be no more hating

DLK is bending over under the table fixing some wires and dat ass in dem jeans is in my face

Open the train doors you fuckin cocktease. Its like pouring and the train is sitting here for 45 seconds waiting to let people on. MTA blows

@ky9 Haven't seen it. thanks for sharing. I won't be around this weekend but maybe next year!

In reply to @ky9's tweet

I HATE FUCKING LOSING AT SHIT

@MalJNew If you weren't so fuckng far away, I'd tell you to suck it so hard

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

This is the one fuckin thing that pisses me the fuck off on Android: http://t.co/z10yIcZ

Working from home today. Like Chunz, they must all think I'm Jewish at work...